If you are offended by talk of people doing 'the having of the sex' then look away now... ::drums fingers:: go on!
I had the most bizarre and unexpected experience this weekend. I was reading the interweb when I accidentally chanced upon one of those websites that documents romantic dalliances of the naked kind between consenting (18+ only of course) gentlemen.
Sure it took me 16 click-throughs to get there, but they were all accidental.
Anyhoo, there was a section specialising in 'amateurs', which I guess means people who still have their training wheels on. So I'm accidentally clicking through, and there in full glory is a picture of one of my ex boyfriends from a bunch of years ago. Someone I dated for two years. On the interweb! Being all dirty, dirty and naughty and stuff! Before you say "it might not have been him", trust me it definately was. His face was very clear, very wet but very clear, and there is no doubt it was him.
Shocking! I wonder if I still have his number?...
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"I wonder if I still have his number?..."
Number smumber, let me be the first to put this as succinctly and subtly as only moi can muster, at my diplomatic best ...
Whats the damn website address!
Cause, you know, we might, like, accidentaly check it out for ourselves.
What, and condone that sort of behaviour?
:-P
Do I condone this type of behaviour? Andrew, honestly, sweetness, what kind of person do you think I am?
I would never condone it.
Hell, I positively encourage it!
:-)
What was your ex doing on the interweb? Was he "having of the sex" with another inappropriately-dressed gentleman? Or was he flying solo?
Not flying solo by any stretch of the imagination. I'll try and put this delicately, so as not to offend, he was on the receiving end of a facial - that required no beauty products.
Capito? :-)
Ohh this just keeps getting better and better ...
Um, I mean capito
Now do you understand my surprisedness?
It's interesting because I would run into him every now and then and he changed quite dramatically over the years. When we were together he had longish hair and a beard, very 'Brideshead Revisited' in tweed jackets etc. Was obsessed with old Eurpoean royalty etc. Very talented photographer, took some of the best pics me I have ever had taken (ie I don't hate).
Towards the end of our time together he cut his hair really short, trimmed the beard down to a goatee. It was a good look. Then I saw him years later and he had grown a huge bushy beard and was dating an older 'leather daddy'. I think he discovered the leather and fetish scene.
"Whats the damn website address!"
I'm with the bodester...
Unless it was just gaydar.com... then we need his profile :P
I didn't bookmark the site, but I'm pretty sure I saved a copy of the pic. (I mean, why wouldn't you? ::Snicker::)
Send me an email to andrewmr[at]ihug[dot]com[dot]au and I'll email you a copy, but it won't be for a day or so because I have night school tonight. (Make sure you use an email address that I can send a NSFW pic to!)
Oh my, you dated a celebrity! :P
Hah! Good point. Of all the things I thought he might one day be famous for, this wasn't on the list...
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