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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fessing Up

I spotted the Interview Me Meme on a couple of blogs recently, and when our very own Peener spilled his guts... well, if Peener is pushing a bandwagon then I'm climbing aboard.

There are rules! I believe in waiting my turn, colouring within the lines, and never, ever switching the tags, so I'll be a good scout and play by the rules. (Although, I can't see myself thinking up more than 30 original and insightful questions, so I'll cap this at the first 5 respondees if many want to play.) Oh, and you have to have your own blog to play.

Rules:
You have to link back to the original post and also to your Interviewer’s post and include the following:

Want to be part of it? Follow these instructions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

So, here's La Peenester's questions and my answers:

Your blog is excellent at detailing the life of The Other Andrew and your profile is unusually detailed, but we still demand more. Can you give us a short bio that tells us who you are, where you came from, what you’re knitting?

I was born in the UK in 1964, the youngest of three (and only boy) to Jean and Derek. One year later we upped socks and moved to Australia as 10 Pound Poms, following my mother's parents, sister and brother who had all moved here previously and settled in Adelaide. I was only 1 so remember none of it, but the three day flight in a plane that broke down every time it stopped, and our first year in Oz spent living in a quonset hut in a re-settlement camp became the stuff of family legend.

I had a happy childhood, despite a somewhat distant relationship with my father (a rather taciturn man) and the knowledge that I was Not Quite Like The Other Boys. I drew a lot, made things, read books by the dozen, loved movies and had a rich interior fantasy life. (And thus an Art Fag is born.) I sang in a choir up until my voice broke, or shattered really, and played the French Horn rather badly for a couple of years. I did very well at school, was popular with other kids and teachers, got good grades (especially in art, English and languages) and although I struggled to apply myself, I enjoyed my school years. Oh, and I was, shall we say... sexually precocious at school.

About the time I was 13 or 14 I had sussed The Gay Situation and when I was 15 I told all my school friends. I started attending a youth group for young gay guys after being introduced to it by Paul, a guy I was having a a demi-disastrous affair with after I answered his personals ad in the paper when I was 17. Anyhoo, this is supposed to be brief! I stayed with the youth group for quite a while and ended up helping to run it. At 18 I became a telephone counsellor for a gay help line (their youngest ever). A year later I started a relationship with a Welshman, who would emigrate to Oz and be my boyfriend until taking off with little warning 2 years later shortly after my Mum died from cancer.

Fast forwarding. I backpacked around parts of Europe in my mid twenties, and spent time in England with my Dad who had moved back and married his brother's widow about 4 or 5 years after Mum died. Back in Adelaide I was bored and frustrated, so I followed the migration of some of my friends to Sydney and fell head over heels in love with my new home. After a Mardi Gras romance that became a long distance relationship I made the BAD decision to move back to Adelaide in 1997. We broke up 6 months later and it took me nearly 18 months to get back here.

So, since then my most significant relationship was with Mikey (the lovely ex) with whom I'm still very close. I would describe myself as extremely social, yet with a real need for quiet alone time too. My worst failing is procrastination, it creeps into almost all aspects of life, including relationships. I can be crabby, but generally I'm pretty easy going. I don't handle tiredness, rejection, or feeling judged very well. I'm always told I'm pretty funny, and I love to laugh and make others laugh.

Whew.

Oh, and I'm currently knitting these.

Who is this Tall & Handsome? What’s his story?

Tall & Handsome is the moniker I gave to Peter, a guy I originally met as a friend of a friend through knitting circles. Not surprisingly, he's very tall (about 6'2" I think, which beats my 5'4" hands down) and handsome in my beholder's eyes. He's a knitter, a very smart guy, the owner of a small dog who he loves dearly, a scientist (botanist), and best of all very sweet and kind, and the giver of lovely big bear hugs.

The tyranny is distance, he lives as far from me as you can in this country without falling off the edge. I am very, very reticent about long distance relationships (done it 3 times) so the distance is an issue of big importance. We are not likely to be living anywhere near each other for at least another 4 years, and frankly I don't want to live anywhere else. (All of this Pete knows, so I'm not telling tales out of school here.) So we're keeping it light and playing it by ear, and I'll be seeing him again at Easter.

You just finished a job search (yay!) so I’m sure you had to contend with that awful question interviewers love “What’s your greatest weakness?” where you have to make up some bullshit that sounds convincing but doesn’t actually scare off possible employers. Since you’re not looking for a job from us, spill it honey, the truth: What really is your greatest weakness?

Shoot. I can list my weaknesses and still be going half an hour later. Chocolate. Handsome men. Sad stories and happy endings. Puppies. In all seriousness, my greatest weakness? I've already mentioned it, procrastination. Taking the path of least resistance. Putting things off. Not doing the things I don't want to, until they either blow up into a shitstorm or miraculously disappear! You might say this is a failing more than a weakness maybe, but I wish I could be more strong and less weak about this.

I’m fascinated by your New Year’s pantie party and so impressed with your attending. How, exactly, did someone instigate the underwear swap?

Ha! This was a) probably the wildest semi-public event I have ever been to and b) talking about it is probably going to shock some people who already consider me a big discloser. So, here goes. I went to the New Year's Day 'recovery' (misnomer!) party with my friend Christopher. It was advertised as a fetish play party, and was being held at a leather bar that I have already been to a couple of times. The bar is normally pretty tame, so I wasn't sure how wild it would get. I wore a black undershirt, a black jocktrap and some boxer brief style trunks over the top (for modesty).

It was very quiet when we got there, only about a half dozen other guys there. Christopher and I got chatting to a couple of other guys, and as more people arrived the sexual heat got well, hotter. I discarded the boxer briefs. Some friends of the guys we were chatting to showed up, and one had shorts on because he wasn't wearing any underwear. Handsome young Lochie (who was wearing tiny trunks) offered a swap, and thus it began. Within a short while we were swapping amongst ourselves and Lochie ended up in my jockstrap (to the joy of all concerned) and I in his trunks. From that point on it all got very bachanallian...

How’s your sleeping these days?

Aren't you sweet for asking?! Very good, but a little weird. My early to bed habits have changed and now I'm often still up after midnight. The drugs I'm on have helped enormously, I sleep through the night now, but yet I'm going to bed a lot later and so sleeping better but sleeping less. Maybe it's the quality of sleep I'm getting, but I'm much less fatigued than I used to be even though I'm sleeping a bit less. I am very unsettled by a side effect of the drugs though, very, very dry eyes. Almost difficult to blink when I first wake up. Every now and then I skip the drugs and get a natural all night sleep, which is wonderful, but I'm reticent to go off them because I don't want to go back to how I was and then have to start the drug process over. (They are so strong you have to start taking them in stages of increasing strength.)

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Wow! Good questions. I hope you learned something new about me from my answers. If you want to play leave me a comment to say so, and sent me your email address to andrewmr(at)ihug(dot)com(dot)au!

Thursday, September 04, 2008

ENNEAGRAM TEST - Nine: The Peacemaker

I saw this Enneagram test over at Tom's Place and thought it might be fun to jump on the bandwagon and give it a shot. I'm naturally pretty sceptical about things that are reductive about human nature. The Enneagram, Myers-Briggs, horoscopes even. Not that they are all akin, but I struggle with the concept that you can reduce human nature and the breadth of human variation into any number of 'types'.

Having said that, some of these 'typing' schemes are obviously better than others, and have more observation and analysis behind them. It's not beyond the bounds of possibility to say that if you have this personality trait, then you are likely to have one of these traits also.

Anyhoo, rambling is a personality trait, yes? (See below: "rambling".) Years ago a friend of mine who was really into the Enneagram told me he thought I was a SEVEN. I took the little online quizz thingy here and it tells me I'm a NINE.

Maybe I'm this?!:



We are The Other Andrew. We are nerd. And FYI, we are also fierce.

So. Apparently I'm a NINE. Interestingly, it seems pretty accurate. The positive stuff is fairly flattering, which (and I'm not being self deprecating here) always makes me sceptical because that's sort of how I think horoscopes work. We agree with the flattering and doubt the unflattering. Having said that, the challenges faced by NINEs is kind of me exactly. I am very hard on myself about indecision, am often confused about what I want (just ask me about my career sometime) and if you have dated me you'll know I'm often hyper sensitive to critisism. Plus, nothing infuriates me more than thinking I'm not being listened to. Seriously, red mist descending time.

So, here's the results. Know me, understand me, put me in a neat little box labelled NINE.

Nine: The Peacemaker
"I am at peace"

Peacemakers are receptive, good-natured, and supportive. They seek union with others and the world around them.

How to Get Along with Me
  • If you want me to do something, how you ask is important.
  • I especially don't like expectations or pressure.
  • I like to listen and to be of service, but don't take advantage of this.
  • Listen until I finish speaking, even though I meander a bit.
  • Give me time to finish things and make decisions.
  • It's OK to nudge me gently and nonjudgmentally.
  • Ask me questions to help me get clear.
  • Tell me when you like how I look. I'm not averse to flattery.
  • Hug me, show physical affection. It opens me up to my feelings.
  • I like a good discussion but not a confrontation.
  • Let me know you like what I've done or said.
  • Laugh with me and share in my enjoyment of life.


What I Like About Being a NINE
  • being nonjudgmental and accepting
  • caring for and being concerned about others
  • being able to relax and have a good time
  • knowing that most people enjoy my company; I'm easy to be around
  • my ability to see many different sides of an issue and to be a good mediator and facilitator
  • my heightened awareness of sensations, aesthetics, and the here and now
  • being able to go with the flow and feel one with the universe


What's Hard About Being a NINE
  • being judged and misunderstood for being placid and/or indecisive
  • being critical of myself for lacking initiative and discipline
  • being too sensitive to criticism; taking every raised eyebrow and twitch of the mouth personally
  • being confused about what I really want
  • caring too much about what others will think of me
  • not being listened to or taken seriously


NINEs as Children Often
  • feel ignored and that their wants, opinions, and feelings are unimportant
  • tune out a lot, especially when others argue
  • are "good" children: deny anger or keep it to themselves


NINEs as Parents
  • are supportive, kind, and warm
  • are sometimes overly permissive or nondirective

Monday, March 31, 2008

The Middle Initial Meme

I unashamedly stole this from Tom, who stole it from... shoot, it's the Internet. You get the idea.

Use the first letter of your middle name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things... nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person you took this from had the same first initial. You CAN’T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Famous artist/band/musician:
Martha & The Muffins. (Well, they didn't have to be famous for long, right?)

Four-letter word:
Munt.*

U.S. state:
Massachew Masachuss Montana.

Boy name:
Milton.

Girl name:
Moesha, Moesha, Moesha.

Animal:
Madagascan Hissing Cockroach.** Ewww.

Something in the kitchen:
Microwave.

Reason for being late:
Mental derangement.

Body part:
Manhole.

Drink:
Margarita.

Something you shout:
Muthafucka!

Something you eat:
Manhole um, mung beans.

Care to play along? Hit me up in the comments if you don't have a blog.

* Ok, that is a little bit made up.
** Yes Yani, you're right it is technically an insect, not an animal. :)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Memery

I haven't done a meme in ages, and frankly nothing cures a dose of errant blog mojo/blogger's block like a good meme. I nicked this one from Tom over at Tom's Place.

The house I grew up in…
Was a First World War returned serviceman's bungalow, in a nice suburb in Adelaide.

When I was a child I wanted to be…
A dancer. An artist. A fashion designer. An interior designer. Anything homosexual it would seem. (Ok, except a hairdresser.)

The moment that changed me for ever…
The realisation that yes some other boys do indeed want you to kiss them.

My greatest inspiration…
Creative people.

My real-life villain…
CityRail.

If I could change one thing about myself…
I would make myself less of a procrastinator... eventually.

At night I dream of…
A good night's sleep.

What I see when I look in the mirror…
Depending on the height of the mirror, sometimes just the top of my head.

My style icon…
Um, anyone that follows their own taste and style, no matter how eccentric.

My favourite item of clothing…
Bonds square cut "Hipster Trunks" underwear. The only underwear I ever wear these days. (Multiple pairs, that is.)

I wish I’d never worn…
I regret nothing! Even the white denim jackets I so loved in the early 90s.

It’s not fashionable but I like…
Disco.

You wouldn’t know it but I’m very good at…
Lying about watching tv. I'm really, really good at that.

You may not know it but I’m no good at…
Sports. (Duh, you probably figured that one out though.)

All my money goes on…
Something, and frequently I have no idea what. I think it evaporates.

If I have time to myself…
I like to make something, or commit an act of self-abuse.

I drive/ride…
Public transport.

My house/flat is…
Small, but very comfortable.

My most valuable possession is…
My intellect.

My favourite building…
Something by Gaudi, too hard to pick just one. Incredible engineering, mixed with a unique creative vision.

Movie heaven…
Silent cinema patrons, and an absence of mobile phones.

A book that changed me…
"Ocean of Wisdom" by HH the Dalai Lama.

My favourite work of art…
This changes frequently, but at the moment I'm in a Lautrec phase. His portraits and posters of La Goulue at the Moulin Rouge, for instance.

The last album I bought/downloaded…
A 2 CD set of classic tunes from the 20s, 30s and 40s.

The person who really makes me laugh…
Victoria Wood.

The shop I can’t walk past…
"Better Read Than Dead" bookshop in Newtown.

The best invention ever…
Self-abuse.

In ten years time, I hope to be…
Younger.

My greatest regret…
Not buying into the property market when I could have afforded it.

My life in seven words…
Laugh. Love. Cry. Create. Share. Desire. Hope.

Monday, December 10, 2007

The Christmas Meme

I haven't done a meme it ages it seems. I happened upon this Christmas Meme over at freakgirl, and thought I'd give it a shot.

Wrapping paper or gift bags?
Wrapping paper. I get a bit Martha Stewart about gift wrapping I have to say. It's the gay badge I really excelled at.

Real tree or Artificial?
Neither.

When do you put up the tree?
I feel really invalidated by the fact that you aren't listening to me. Neither.

When do you take the tree down?
You know, this is getting a little passive aggressive if you ask me. What, I'm like some reindeer murdering Grinch or something if I don't have a tree?

Do you like eggnog?
Blech. I'm lactose intolerant, and I couldn't face the thought of any sort of Veggnog, or whatever.

Favorite gift received as a child?
The box set of Narnia books by C.S.Lewis.

Do you have a nativity scene?
No, only room for one Mary in my house, and guess who that is.

Hardest person to buy for?
My oldest sister, who has mobility and dexterity issues.

Easiest person to buy for?
Me. It's one of the first gifts I usually get.

Mail or email Christmas cards?
Mail. Email? Really? People do that? That's a little low energy don't you think?

Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
Crabs, from memory.

Favorite Christmas Movie?
"Miracle on 34th Street" or "It's a Wonderful Life" tie. Closely followed by "The Family Stone" on account of the cute gay couple, Diane Keaton etc.

When do you start shopping for Christmas?
Too late usually.

Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
You know, I don't think I ever have.

Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
Fruit mince pies.

Clear lights or colored on the tree?
Screw you, you know!? I mean, really. Get. Over. It. About. The. Tree. You want one Mr It's-Not-A-Christmas-Without-A-Tree, YOU do it.

Favorite Christmas song?
Probably "White Christmas" sung by Bing, oh and anything that isn't on the Boney M Christmas Album.

Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Sadly, travel. I always go to the mountain versus it comes to me. I enjoy it when I'm there, but it adds like $300 to the cost of Christmas for me. (Ouch.)

Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
Um... Randolph. Boozer? Karen Blitzen? I don't know, whatever.

Angel on the tree top or a star?
I am done talking about this.

Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
Morning. Just how impatient are you people?

Most annoying thing about this time of year?
The whole 'Christmas tree guilt trip' apparently.

Favorite ornament theme or color?
::glare::

Favorite for Christmas dinner?
Traditional, you know, the whole English roast dinner experience. With Yorkshire pudding.

What do you want for Christmas this year?
Hmmm. Nice yarn. Book vouchers. And from the realm of the improbable, a new laptop. Hey, a boy can dream, right?

Feel free to chime in in the comments, or let me know if you do your own.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Memery

I haven't done one of these for a while, and this one has been cropping up all over the place in the past couple of days so I thought it's time I jump on the blogwagon.

No bastard has tagged me for it, but really I don't need to feel popular or like you're interesting in me or anything, so hey what do I care? (I jest, because I usually don't tag others either.)

Have you ever?

1. Taken a picture completely naked?

Ewww, no. I respect my camera too much.

2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page?
No, for I'm a grown up.

3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?
A funhouse mirror only.

4. Told a lie?
Yes. Or have I?

5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Oh hell yes, just this morning in fact. But I new it was destined for disaster when my train station arrived.

6. Been arrested?
No, although I thought I might have had some sort of record in Tasmania for a civil disobediance act during an AIDS conference years ago. Obviously not though, because I had a police check before I got my current job and passed.

7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
Duh. Lots of them, thankfully.

8. Seen someone die?
Not exactly, but I entered my Mum's room about 5 minutes afterwards.

9. Slept in until 5pm?
No, sadly I am not a person who can do the sleeping in thing. Even weekends see me awake around 7am or so.

10. Had sex at work?
Oh yes. His name was Stephen and I was 17 or 18 at the time. He was my supervisor, the dirty, dirty bitch. Cornered me in a storeroom, which was a pleasant surprise. I hear his wife is lovely.

11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
No, I'm such a light sleeper that I need perfect conditions to fall asleep.

12. Held a snake?
I had a pet one as a teenager, a 5 foot diamond python. Sweet thing.

13. Ran a red light?
I don't drive, so no. I've danced around a few strobes in time, if that counts?

14. Been suspended from school?
No, I was a complete swot. Scholastic awards. Ran a couple of clubs. Member of the concert band. Thankfully to make up for all that goodness I was also a complete skank who was helping lots of the gorgeous Greek and Italian boys discover their sexuality. Hey Spiro, Con, George, Menas, Con, Con...

15. Totaled your car in an accident?
My car, no. (see above) I have been in several life threatening accidents as a passenger though.

16. Pole danced?
I've spun around a few in my time, but they were still attached to their owners.

17. Smoked?
A tiny bit as a teen, but it's too ick for words.

18. Been fired from a job?
No. Although I stormed out after a fight with my boss in my previous job, but I had resigned the 2 weeks previously anyway. Can you fire anyone after they've resigned? I think she was going to try.

19. Sang karaoke?
Yes, once and I would still like to tender my apologies to all concerned.

20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Almost daily.

21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Oh yes. Moral of the story, don't drink and read funny blogs at the same time.

22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
No. I've fallen over in sleet in Berlin, but that wasn't anywhere near as romantic.

23. Kissed in the rain?
Yes.

24. Sang in the shower?
Yah, almost the full soundtrack of Hedwig. (Over the course of several showers.)

25. Given your private parts a nickname?
A dickname? No.

26. Ever gone out without underwear?
Maybe once or twice, I try not to because it startles the horses.

27. Sat on a roof top?
No. A balcony with a crisp cold Sauv Blanc in hand is more my style.

28. Played chicken?
No. French horn, but no chicken. They're hard to tune.

29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes. NOT. HAPPY.

30. Broken a bone?
Oh yes, several.

31. Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes, they were so startled they had a stroke. It was nice.

32. Shaved your head?
No. The monastery is a few years away yet.

33. Slept naked?
Nightly.

34. Played a prank on someone?
Duh.

35. Had a gym membership?
Oh sure, buying the membership is the thing I'm really good at.

36. Felt like killing someone?
Mmmm, not killing exactly. More like near fatal wounding.

37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
I've made boys cry, but I've never dated a girl. I'm sure my special magic would work on her too, poor thing.

38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yeah, but I cry fairly easily.

39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
Um no, but I've gotten to a significant single digit (so to speak).

40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Whatever, moron.

41. Been in a band?
I was the flat French Horn in my high school band. Rock on!

42. Subscribed to Maxim?
That's some sort of titty mag, right? NO.

43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
Shots no, but I've possibly had this many beers once or twice. My bad.

44. Shot a gun?
Wad, yes. Gun, no.

45. Had sex today?
The day is young.

46. Played strip poker?
No. Does Old Maid count?

47. Tripped on mushrooms?
Rugs, steps and my own feet only.

48. Donated Blood?
No. They don't like 'mo blood, apparently.

49. Video taped yourself having sex?
No. I've taken photos of others though. DIRTY.

50. Eaten alligator meat?
Crocodile yes, but alligator no.

51. Ever jump out of an airplane?
I refuse to even consider answering that unless you take a long hard look at yourself and fix your grammar.

52. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
Probably, I backpacked around Europe for a while and some of those countries are like only a couple of blocks.

53. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Self defeating question really. I've had friends that I wanted to be un-platonic (displatonic?) with, yes.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Parasols & Engine Oil

I just saw this over at Pipedreams, and given what a complete and utter Firefly tragic I am, just had to take a stab at it.

Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)

  • You are good at fixing things.
  • You are usually cheerful.
  • You appreciate being treated with delicacy and specialness.

(Hey! Yes I'm good with my hands and I'm kind of a cheerful person, but they left out my fondness for parasols and Dr Tam! Oh, Simon! Sadly, like Kaylee I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers for a while either.)





From this point forward I expect to be treated with delicacy and specialness, even though from a grammar point of view that really sucks!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Tagged

The delicious Nash tagged me a few days back for an '8 Random Things or Habits' style meme (his version is here). I hate to disappoint and I love to do as I'm told, so here's my stab at it.

Before I begin I need to give a disclaimer. I've already done the 100 Things thing, heaps of other memes and am fairly open with y'all about myself, so if I repeat things I've already told you then just smile fondly at me like I'm your great aunt who tells you the same story over and over again. Then calls you by the wrong name. And sits clutching her purse on her lap the whole time.

1. I sometimes wake myself up with my own snoring. I don't snore very often, mostly just when I have a bad sinus situation going down. I am however the world's lightest sleeper, which is not a great combination with the doing of the snoring.

2. I like vintage porn. I understand that liking porn is not everybody's cup of tea, and is very much a guy thing, but really who doesn't enjoy a bit of voyeurism every now and then? I'm not sure why vintage porn in particular appeals. Maybe it's the fact that the guys are more natural looking, which is a bigger turn on for me than the waxed and buffed gym bunnies of modern porn. Even the guys in the 50's beefcake and muscle mags seem more natural looking somehow. Maybe it's nostalgia. Maybe it reminds me of the illicit mags I bought and hid on top of my wardrobe as a teenager. (What it isn't is the lack of condoms. I'm a pro safe sex slut.)

3. Given deeper pockets, I would be an insufferable wine snob. I did a fantastic wine appreciation course a number of years back, and when Mikey (the lovely ex) and I were together Mikey would often buy very good (and very expensive) wine. In fact, he still does. (Bless him!) Combine these too things together, the knowledge and the exposure, and I have a pretty good palette these days. Champagne taste, on a beer budget however.

4. I love kitsch. Bad taste. Cheese. Trash with flash, and sleaze with ease. I love it all.

5. I suspect that somewhere in me, perhaps buried quite deep, is The Great Australian Novel. Or at least The Reasonably Good One. I just need to get it out, somehow.

6. I tend to eat the things on my plate one by one. It's not a hard and fast rule, but generally speaking I will eat all of one thing on my plate at a time, say all the peas for instance before moving on to all the carrots. I'm not all OCD about it, but I've done it since I was a kid.

7. I'm a folder. Do I really need to explain this?

8. I always read a book before falling asleep. Even if I'm really tired, I always try to have a short read before falling asleep. It may be for only 5 minutes, but it's like a relaxation ritual that I find difficult to skip.

(Nash, I know I'm supposed to tag 8 people but I always skip that part of memes! Anyone who wants to play along please do, just let me know in the comments if you post an entry on your blog.)

Friday, May 11, 2007

Turn On The Sun

Nash did this What Tarot Card Are You? thingy the other day, and I hadn't done one of these quizzes in ages so I wandered over and checked it out.

I am The Sun baby! Joy! Fresh! Clarity of mind! Youthfull energy! (Um, oh-kay. Sure.) Given my love of all things Eurovision Song Contest-y, the understanding of "beautifully constructed music" is already a given though, right?





You are The Sun


Happiness, Content, Joy.


The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.


Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.


The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.





Oh, and I should say that I took this test while hungover, so I was all like grump, grump, grump, whatever for most of the day. Hah! Yet still I'm all light, clarity and joyousness people. I frickin' rock, apparently.

The Cards never lie.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Let's Talk About Sex(uality) Baby.

I spotted this meme over on Yani's blog, and given that it's the eve of the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, and lust is in the air, I figured I'd give it a go.

Some of you tender souls might want to stop reading at this point! You're likely going to learn more about me than you care to know.

Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex?
No, in fact I've never even French kissed a woman. I was dating boys in High School, as soon as puberty kicked in I was all let me at 'em.

Who is the first person you came out to?
Two people at the same time actually, my best friends Michael and Oleh. We were all 15 at the time.

Are you out to your parents?
They're both deceased. My Mum knew before she died (courtesy of some snooping in my room!) but I never got around to telling my Dad.

Do you want kids?
No, but I'm loving hanging out with the kids of my friends.

Do you have more gay friends or straight friends?
I'd say that now the scales have tipped to slightly more straight friends.

Were you out in school?
Yup, very much so. Pretty much the whole school knew. I got lots more action that way!

Is your best friend the same sex as you?
Yes.

If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever kissed them?
Yes, and more. (They're an ex boyfriend.)

Have you ever done crystal meth?
Yikes no. I have done very little drug experimentation.

Have you ever been in a sling?
Yes. It was fun, plus it gets you off your feet after a busy day.

Have you ever done a 3-way?
Quite a few of them, not to mention more than three...

Have you ever dressed in drag?
Once, for a party. I was very convincing but very uncomfortable.

Would you ever date a drag queen?
No, probably not. I'm a bit of a man's man. (That's a preference, not a prejudice.)

Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile?
Versatile, but prefer top.

Have you seen an uncircumcised thingy?
Hell yes, praise be. (Thingy?...)

Have you had sex with someone of a different race?
Yes, on a number of occasions.

Have you ever barebacked?
No, never. I was a late bloomer in the backdoor department and by then I already knew the risks, and was working as a telephone counsellor telling other people of the risks.

How many Cher CDs do you own?
Yikes, none.

Name your first true love?
Gary, my first serious boyfriend who emigrated from the UK so we could be together. I was 19 and he was 21.

Do you still talk to them?
He and his husband have moved many times and we lost touch last time. I'm not sure where they are now, but I would if I could.

Does size matter?
No, not really. So long as the owner is comfortable with what they have, confidence is sexy.

Biggest turn on?
Imagination and confidence.

Biggest turn off?
Inhibition and lack of enthusiasm.

Ever been harassed because you are gay?
Yes, but not anything I couldn't handle. I've been very fortunate in that regard.

Worst gay stereotype that applies to you?
Just one? Love sewing/craft. Hate sports. Love girly pop music. Can dance well. Would never mix a brown belt with black shoes.

Ever been to a pride rally?
Yes. Candlelight vigils. Protest rallies. The whole box and dice.

Would you marry if you could?
Yes, applications are open.

Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful?
Rich and smart. You can make both of those last if you try hard enough.

Do you sculpt your eyebrows?
Ugh, no. Oh, except to cut the odd wiry 'old man eyebrow' I've started getting.

Do you trim your body hair?
No, but there isn't a lot to trim really.

Ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
Absoloodle.

Ever been to an orgy?
Yup. They've very social, don't you know.

Have you dated your best friends ex?
No, but I've had the inverse happen.

Would you vote for Hilary Clinton if she ran for president?
Not applicable.

Do you want monogamy in your relationship?
Ideally, and if it would benefit the relationship.

Do you believe in true love?
I think everyone's version of love is 'true' to them.

Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I might change that this year.

Do you have any piercings?
Left ear.

Would you date a smoker?
No. I have done in the past, and no matter what it isn't a nice experience.

Do you know anyone who has died from HIV?
Sadly yes. A number of people, and somebody I loved very much.

Do you know what Stonewall was?
Yes. A bar where all manner of queers, trannies and freaks finally stood up and said "enough is enough".

Wonder Woman, Xena, or the Halliwell Sisters?
Geri Halliwell? Can I pick her?

Strangest place you have had sex?
Under a Roman built viaduct in Luxembourgh, with a boy who spoke no English.

Strangest place you've woken up?
Nowhere strange, I'm too light a sleeper. If it's anything other than a comfy bed and a dark room, I don't sleep.

Are your best years behind or in front of you?
Define your parameters. Maybe behind, but who can say?

Favorite porn movie?
Um, they all tire after a number of viewings but I like the insouciant charm of vintage porn. Plus the guys were more natural looking and the enthusiasm seemed less fake. I think the first gay porn I ever saw was "The Other Side of Aspen" and I marvelled at how masculine the guys were, so I guess I'd have to pick that if any.

Are you in love now?
Yup, with food. It shows.

Ever been in love with a straight guy/girl?
Crush yes, love no. Love needs possibility.

Did you ever have sex with them?
No.

Have you ever been to a nude beach?
Yes, Maslins Beach in Adelaide.

Have you ever been to a bath house?
Yes.

Ever had sex in public?
Um, not really in public per se, but I have had an audience. It was very... encouraging.

So, there you have it. Anyone care to play?