Thursday, February 15, 2007

Valentine's Day Gives Me The...

Shits, apparently.

I celebrated yesterday morning with a cracker jack sinus headache and sinus pain when I woke up so I called the office and rang in dead, then came down with diorr diarh diaorh the runs later in the day. I know this is an overshare, but I just thought you might like to know how I celebrated this most romantic of days.

No flowers. No cards. No chocklit. No champers. Ok, there was a little bit of self loving, but mostly it was just straining and a sweaty brow.

Nice huh? Press that one in your Book Of Memories.

13 comments:

Mikey (The Lovely Ex) said...

Seems to me you were given the gift of perspective... If it helps (probably not) I got nothing either. Well, a sweet email from a platonic (and female) friend of mine, but that was it.

I suppose I did flirt last night with the Greek guy who is laying my... ahem, new floorboards today. But he's not really my type, though he is of the homoxual persuasion.

And I had a couple of afternoon beers with the "smokingly hot" Steve, but alas no man on man lovin (relax Steve, if you read this, I'm kidding... haha!)

Sorry about your sh*tty day (pun mildly intended). Try and focus on the hallmark part of the day rather than the romance part. And remember, Paul Capsis in 10 days.

q60sgirl said...

That sounds like crap...

The Other Andrew said...

Yay, Paul Capsis. Or as I like to call him, THE MAN WHO WRECKED MY OSCARS PLANS.

Of course, I jest.

The Other Andrew said...

Hah ha! Q, yes it was!!

q60sgirl said...

Hmmm poor thing, as "the lovely ex" pun mildly intended ;)

Cu later...

Michael said...

Shits and sharts. Between you and Michael Guy, I don't know who's the sexier.

Hmmm, I did have a vegetarian chili for lunch today that's been making me a bit gassy. I suppose with just a little more effort, I might have the makings of a blog post.

The Other Andrew said...

Har! Yes, I did notice the synchronicity between MG and I. Sisters under the skin, y'all.

Michael said...

What's "champers"?

Michael Guy said...

I AM EATING chili RIGHT NOW!

Stand back, bitches!

Andrew, the BF gave me a humidifier for Valentine's Day. Count your blessings. Can't we just snuggle under the blankie with "All Over The Guy" and some fairy bread and call it a day?

MICHAEL: How's your laundry skills?

The Other Andrew said...

MG, Stand back everyone! Chili on the loose (so to speak)!

BTW - I'm seeing a slumber party with my two Michaels right now!

Michael, champers = champagne = "Champers alright for you Pats?"

Michael Guy said...

Oh, yes! "champers" from AB FAB, right?

J'adore Patsy Stone's man-eating ways...but I think I lean more towards Edina: sell me mum for a Christian Lacroix frock.

Miss Eudoxia said...

just don't include chillis in your slumber party plans....please?
I dont think I can cope with the blog that wil be created form that one :-)
There seems to be a commonicity in that a few of us had the funny tummy on Hallmark Card Appreciation day. Hope things are looking up

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

Press that one in your Book Of Memories.

heh. love it.

Valentines is a total crock anyway. I don't think I've ever had a good one.

the only Valentines card I ever got was anonymous. and it was when I was 16. and I still don't know who sent it...

crap!