Thursday, February 08, 2007

Oh Really?

You know I like to call it as I see it, right? So this one my friends I call as bullshit. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

13 comments:

Michael said...

I knew what that link was before I clicked it. SO pants en fuego.

I had this discussion with folks yesterday and someone said they bet he's ridin' dick within two weeks. More important, I think, is that he's thinking about ridin' dick RIGHT NOW.

A tiger can't change his stripes, yo, and that's one gay tiger. Like Siegfried and Roy's goto tiger gay.

The Other Andrew said...

Exactly. The gay hooker and meth was only 'acting out' yo. Oh, right. You're not responsible then! And it was like only with that one hooker! That's not like that even counts!

Give me a break. I don't care if he wants to have amphetemine fuelled sex with a hot hooker (although I think he could be doing better things, like being honest with his wife). Just don't try and bullshit your way out of it, dick. Be a man and admit what you are. A dick smoker, big time.

Makes me angry. Can you tell?

Michael said...

He knows what he is. It's all about jumping back into the cash stream. Don't bet that his wife isn't EYES WIDE OPEN right there with him.

The Other Andrew said...

Probably true. Wrap yourself up in religious hypocrisy to keep your cosy family warm.

Mikey (The Lovely Ex) said...

I read this yesterday and wondered how long it would take you to post about it. Not long is the answer. This guy (and his cronies) are such hypocrites. I agree Michael, it's all about the money. Just like Hilary was all about the political leverage.

The worst part about this whole story is the damage Haggard is doing to his own psyche. OK, the worst part is the damage he is doing to the psyche of others who might be influenced by his stance, but you get the point.

Laubscher said...

So is he trying to get back IN the closet?

The Other Andrew said...

No, he's saying he never belonged in the closet, what closet?, hey I'd have to be a homo to have been in the closet in the first place, right?, there is and never has been a closet, and anyway it's all not my fault I just strayed from the path of righteousness.

Meanwhile he's a big fat cock jockey.

Tyson said...

I'm sure his congregation would be entirely relieved to discover that he was frequenting gay bars just to lure men to his congregation.... right!

Next time we need photos so it has more impact. And there *will* be a next time unless he sticks to other closeted religious peers. Any self respecting gay would nail him right after, well, nailing him.

Laubscher said...

Haha, cock jockey! Ahaha!

Here's another article to get you all worked up.

Jodie Sorrell said...

Quite frankly I think it's more disturbing that children are being exposed to a sweater like the one worn in the picture. Gay stories ... some of the best stuff I've read is about gay love!

Michael said...

It's a beautiful thing, Jodie.

Jodie Sorrell said...

The sweater or gay love? ;-)

The Other Andrew said...

I'd pick the gay love, but that's just me.