Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Note To Self

Next time that someone comes home and wakes you 15 minutes after you have fallen asleep, because they don't realise you are in bed at the comparatively early time of 10.15pm, best not to fix them with a killing stare and call them a noisy bitch. M'kay?

Sorry about that Bodhi!

20 comments:

Bodhi said...

Sweetie, I am indeed sincerely sorry for not realising that you were home and in bed, though I am maybe not entirely sorry that I was speaking loudly with my new boy Paul on my mobile at the time ...

Anyhoo, mea culpa, mea culpa ... lets both self-flagellate and forget. M'kay?

Bodhi said...

Ps. Your killing stare is coming along really well, by the way. Methinks someone might have been practising in front of the mirror ... (or maybe you are just hanging out at one too many banks or state rail railway stations).

The Other Andrew said...

:)

The killing stare is usually reserved for open-mouthed gum chewers, fidgets, people who talk too loud on their mobile phone on the bus, teenage girls who start and end every thought with 'like'... um, ok that's quite a few.

Ms Meltdown said...

heheheheheehe bodhi darling sweety darling is always a good idea to knock first incase owner of bedroom is otherwise occupied lol and other Andrew u so have to teach me that stare my daughters have there drop dead Biatch stares down pat I need one to flash back !!!! finally self flagellation sounds like fun can I watch huh please can i can i ;-) am such a nasty girl

Michael Guy said...

Waking someone 15 minutes into dreamland is justifiable homicide in this country; a jury of your peers would surely convict. Maybe just on the quality of shoes alone. Did you have eye cream on?

The Other Andrew said...

I'm sorry your honour, I didn't mean to kill my housemate but you see he woke me 15 minutes into a Jake Gyllenhaal sex-dream-o-rama and in the ensuing dissasociative fugue state I accidentally ripped his beating heart out of his chest.

Yes. Eye cream, night cream, sleep mask, curlers...

The Other Andrew said...

Ms Meltdown, you're a little bit scary - but you know that, right? :)

Bodhi said...

*Sigh*

Michael G; he was in bed a little after 10pm for Brad's sake. Anything before midnight is comparatively early. He needs a life. Case Dismissed.

Ms Meltdown; get back in your cage, I will see to you later (yes, sweetie, thats a promise)

Andrew; you just don't know how to quit him, do you? And I will leave you with the delusion of your appearence in your awoken state, I don't want to scare readers with the unadulterated horrors of the truth. PS. I have no heart.

The Other Andrew said...

Bodes, you're right on a few fronts a) I don't know how to quit him (nor do I want to) and b) the cold dark pit where your heart should be. :)

Yet, so wrong re my nocturnal appearance. I am stunning when awoken. Fresh. Pretty.

Bodhi said...

Ahhhhhhh hah hah ha ha ha

You crack me up, and laughter is so good for the soul. Go on, say it again, with the whole straight face thing ...

quintessential 60's girl said...

'Crack' me up? a far cry from the Beaver Banter Bodhi - huh?
I go to bed for 6 hours after my night shift and the blog is rampant again. I was disappointed with the Brokeback (break my back) Mountain movie. And Heath could have opened his bloody mouth just a bit wider - never a lesbian he would make....Jake can have him, well he did over and over. Bored with the lack of sensitive guy stuff they were like bulls at a gate...no wonder the Texans didnt want to see it. Maybe they cant ride it for that long.
Hello to all - i am awake now ;)

Bodhi said...

G'day 60's girl :-)

I usually get to bed around 12.30am on weekdays, and am up at 6am to be here at work for my usual 7am-5pm. Though on Fridays and Saturdays, 3-4am bedtimes are not unusual, and the occasional after dawn happens too.

It seems I can easily survive on only a little sleep. Late to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and probably exhausted over a longer timeframe but for the moment happy to live life to the absolute fullest

Interesting Texan theory you have there. Maybe they cant ride it for that long. I am more than happy to extensively test this out for you if you can supply me with a number of hot Texan dudes. Preferably in cowboy type outfits ... you know, for scientific purposes.

You are awake, and yet I am just about to leave work here in my corporate office tower in Sydney. And we all know what that means, no free time to comment here at TOA or my other blogger boys. Huh? What do you mean? Of course thats what work is for. Its worth them paying me.

quintessential 60's girl said...

Hmm an office tower. Well we both have something in common - a room with a view. Although man cannot survive on views alone. I am in a city hospital playing doctors and nurses "nightshift nurses where patient care is not a priority!" Well no thats not true. Much too cliche, although i try to work as little as possible. Unfortunately everyone is way too sick in my area.
You sound very mellow today - is it raining down there.
I'm on my way to Texas to get me a Texan for you to train/break in.
Come fly with me, come fly, lets fly awayyyy...

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

oooooooooooooh and I was hoping for a bitchfight. no fair! you guys must still be in the honeymoon period...

ps - although I must say I'd rather *be* there if there's going to be a fight. hair-pulling and biting and scratching. come on girls... give me half an hour's notice and I'd bring the camera ;)

Bodhi said...

Ooooh, a potential bitch fight.

Can it please be like that Crystal and Alexis fight from Dynasty? Oohh, we are gunna need some shoulder pads ... and a pool, anybody got a pool?

quintessential 60's girl said...

and a shit load of hairspray to pull off an Alexis - goodmorning!

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

ooh, 'pull off an Alexis', now *there's* a double entendre I'm sure...

don't forget the extra mascara, and also vaseline to smear the camera lense.

Q - 60's girl said...

LOL oh i love u worldpeace!!!

Bodhi said...

LOL at W&S.

I must admit that when I read pull off an Alexis, the first thought that immediately came to my mind was, "huh, I always thought that bitch had balls ..."

Q - 60's girl said...

AHHHH HA HA Oh Bodhi i have enough love to share - i love you too, so funny LOL