Friday, March 24, 2006

Evil Has A New Face

Warning: Dear American visitors, on account of the Commonwealth Games coverage Australia is now like two weeks behind you guys in The Amazing Race coverage. So please comment by all means, but watch those spoilers please!


This man's name is Lake. He's a dentist. He's married to Michelle. He's a contestant on The Amazing Race. He likes to holler and has poor impulse control. He makes mistakes and doesn't like to admit blame.

His wife generously describes him as a "Type A" personality.

The "A" stands for Asshole.

16 comments:

The Other Andrew said...

I thought it might be a stretch to expect anyone other than me to be interested in this...

Seriously, he's annoying.

Michael Guy said...

Oh, this ONE! "Lake"? He gets eaten alive by red fire ants this week.

Did I spoil it? :(

Andrew, I need to e-mail U.

The Other Andrew said...

Spoiler BITCH!. Actually, that's kind of good news actually...

Email me! My email is listed on the front page of the blog. I'm only checking my email like every few days (or, um, weeks) at the moment because I've been out every night, but I'll check it tonight.

Michael Guy said...

KIDDING! I have no idea what happens to Lake. But I bet he's hung. Just a hunch. And I bet he's a mean fuck. Like one's head would bang against the cheap padded headboard. I mean, from what I've read...on these topics.

okay. sent mail. thx.

The Other Andrew said...

Nah, I think he has a really tiny winkle, he's an inconsiderate fuck and has a hygiene obsession about "must have shower NOW!" straight after. Plus he cries when he blows, then get's all mean and agressive about it because 'only women cry'. Plus he secretly visits black tranny hookers who he asks for verbal domination.

I think too much.

Michael Guy said...

You are well-versed in the language of love, Andrew. You have to work to get this good! 'black tranny hookers'? Deee-luscious! I suppose he drives a HUMMER while wearing teen girl panties and sporting a butt plug?! Oh, yes, girl...I look good. I feel good.

The Other Andrew said...

I see we're on the same wavelength.

...and what kind of name is "Lake" anyway? Like that's the worst of his problems though.

Michael Guy said...

Perhaps he was conceived out by a 'lake.' Most gang bangs happen near water on a hot night.

I'm off to beauty sleep or pulp friction. One or the other. G'night.

BTW: my word verification is 'fzdik'

The Other Andrew said...

Nighty night!

Bodhi said...

OK, you two are now beginning to scare me.

Yeah. Scaring me. Now thats saying something [...probably words like "psychiatric" and "evaluation", but lets not go there]

The Other Andrew said...

You scare too easily. :-)

Bodhi said...

yeah, riiiiight

freakgirl said...

Ugh, after the first episode, I wanted to reach into the television and kick him in the face, too.

Q - 60's girl said...

He MUST be called Lake because they freeze over in winter and other than that, they are full of nasty eels. I know, i know somebody wants to say something about eels but lets face it NOBODY likes it when youre *swimming* and those things rub past your leg. Ha ha. And dont worry about the headboards because he honestly looks like a prick teazer, dont you think? The headboards are so safe if he's around....

Hey i am back! It WAS GREAT. Like a silent retreat if you wanted it to be. The stars at night were to die for. Speaking of hot water (but trying to get the vision of Lake out of my head!) the hot tub was
divine. You could seriously reconnect with yourself here. I will put up a link to all my pics tomorrow (maybe one of me im thinking about it). I behave like a monster but a monster is not who i am (unlike Lake?!).
Oh worldpeace are you THE mothership? Is this something to do with floating boats :)

The Other Andrew said...

Welcome back, glad to hear Byron was relaxing. Worldpeace & a Speedboat is about to have a baby in around 2-3 weeks time, hence The Mothership title.

Maybe I should call myself the Othership? Nah.

Q - 60's girl said...

TOA the othership? LOL. So worldpeace is definitely the mothership AND floating a little boat, at least for the next couple of weeks - nice.

I have the whole next week off as well so excuse me if i appear like a chatter bug.

Hello Bodhi :) how are you?

And monkey mind Morgan (me too) you could enjoy the place i went to...