Hey how you all doin'?
Me? Oh, sure, well I've had a f*cking assh#le c%nting c$cksucking sh@t muthaf&cker of a day, thanks for asking.
Being yelled at by elderly demented clients? Check. Tackling the most incredibly boring and repetitive task in my work repertoire? Check. Check. Check. A bit hurt and angry at an insensitive comment on one of my old blog posts? Check. My stupid bank hitting me with a $40 fee, for something patently Not My Fault? Check.
At least I don't have a cat, otherwise it probably would have died, you know?
Tonight there will be beers. Ship 'em in.
[And yes, don't worry, storm in a teacup. It'll all be blown over in an hour's time. Maybe. Or, maybe in 3 beers' time.]