Honey, if it's purple you might want to get someone to take a look at it.
A professional, that is.
Observe the eyeline, it's a hint.
Sailors. Masts. Seamen. It's complex.
I could be wrong, but I don't think he's smuggling jewellery in those tights.
[All pics via Gay On The Range.]
3 comments:
Oh- very funny, esp the 1st comment!
Thanks kind sir.
Really, just the name "Mallory" is a poorly disguised metaphor right there.
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