Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The Art Of The Poorly Disguised Metaphor


Honey, if it's purple you might want to get someone to take a look at it.
A professional, that is.


Observe the eyeline, it's a hint.


Sailors. Masts. Seamen. It's complex.


I could be wrong, but I don't think he's smuggling jewellery in those tights.

[All pics via Gay On The Range.]

3 comments:

Peter said...

Oh- very funny, esp the 1st comment!

The Other Andrew said...

Thanks kind sir.

jason said...

Really, just the name "Mallory" is a poorly disguised metaphor right there.