Friday, May 04, 2007

BLERRRRRCH!!!

That's roughly the noise I just made as I sprayed (thankfully a fairly small amount of) water all over my desk and keyboard.

I just took the last cool, refreshing mouthfull of water from the glass on my desk. There was a chunk in it. After jetisoning the entire contents over said desk and keyboard, my worst fears were confirmed.

It was a bug. I HAD A BUG IN MY MOUTH!!

Call me a Drama Queen, but that's just not right.

8 comments:

Cecilia said...

ew ew ew ew ew!!! You have just lived one of my nightmare situations. I'd always thought it was a neurotic irrational fear, but now I know better. Blerrrch indeed!

M-H said...

Eeeewww!! Was it a big bug? EEEWW!!

The Other Andrew said...

Yeah, double eww! It was fairly big, well big enough to notice.

::shudder::

Laubscher said...

Haha, whoooo!

Dare I ask, was it alive? Did you feel its little legs scrabble on your tongue?

The Other Andrew said...

It tap danced on my uvula!

(Not as dirty as it sounds)

nash said...

Ha! Big enough to notice after you'd tried eating it!

Michael Guy said...

And how do you think the bug felt?! There it was, minding its own business, when suddenly all hell breaks loose!

Besides, you've had worse things in your...well, you get the picture.

(and if you have THOSE pictures, please post. I need some new material...)

Mikey (The Lovely Ex) said...

It has to be said, I'm sure that's not the worst thing you've had in your mouth...