Thursday, February 09, 2006

Pamela Anderson Scares Me


Two reasons. Chesticles.


Bodhi said...

Poor Pammy, its not so much she needs a bra as she requires scaffolding.

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic


Mind you, as someone who has indeed seen that Thommy and Pammy video all those years ago, that ex not-ex ex not-ex ex not-ex ex (etc etc, ad infinitum) might need some serious support of his own. Let me put it to you this way: from that point onwards, the straight mate I watched the video with and I have referred to him as 'Tripod'.

Bodhi said...

... and before all you bitches start accusing me of selling out and watching [*shudder*] heterosexual porn, let me just say this:

When I was not staring at the screen in disbelief at size of said member and white trailer-trash porn antics, I was discreetly watching an ever growing and impressive bulge in my straight mates pants. I mean how could I not, he even kept 'adjusting' it through his ever constricting pants for Brad's sake! And let me just add this, for many years my mate Brian was a Personal Trainer, do I really need to explain any more? Thought not.

Unfortunately, he was indeed very straight at the time, and I also happened to be very married, so that was about as close as we ever got in that regard.


The Other Andrew said...

Am I going to have to start giving these comments their own 18+ Warning screen? Is that what I'm going to have to do?


Michael Guy said...

J'adore Pam Anderson! C'mon, mate--this is America! A land where a big set of juggies and/or a monster cock can open all sorts of doors. Even moreso when they're on the same person.

:: practicing porn star poses ::

RE: Tommy Lee; so not my style but he does make me want to do the nasty in an airport broom closet. Must be that 'bad boy' thing. Always attracted to trouble, this one.

The Other Andrew said...

My monster cock can open doors, make a cup of tea and balance a chequebook (in more ways than one). I'm gifted.