I was happily channel surfing this morning, as you do, when I came across a telecast of the 2007 Miss USA Pageant. I only watched snippets of it because frankly I really dislike American beauty pageants. And as to the relevance of this for Australian audiences? Well, I don't get it. (I'm sorry Max & Tim, I know you boys love them so.)
Anyhoo, so I caught a wee bit of The March Of The Fembots (oops, sorry again boys) and into frame came the co-host, a smart suited piece of loveliness with a subtle British accent. I've never seen the US show "Access Hollywood", and didn't grow up watching the UK kid's show "Blue Peter", so this was my first glimpse of the lovely Tim Vincent.
Not his best shot, but nonetheless 2 hot bitches, right?
So well scrubbed and, well, clean. Shiny. In a hot model boy/spokesmodel sort of way. I'm not sure if it was the smart suit or the British accent (probably both), but I just want to ruffle that hair and make him a bit mussed up, you know? To start with.
So that was all well and good. Minor crush material. Then I consulted The Google. I found these pics from the charity events Dressed To Kilt. (That's Tim on the right in the second picture.)
Oy. It's kind of all a blur as to what happened next. I suspect I fainted, or maybe my head exploded. Here's a secret, I love the look of guys in kilts. You know, hot guys especially, but really anyone looks good in one I think. Maybe I'm biased because I'm Scottish on my father's side. I have a short kilt that I wore once to the big Mardi Gras dance party (shut-up), but one day I would like to ket a proper full sized kilt, sporran the works. Now, if I'd ever have the guts to actually wear it, that's another story.
Anyway, this is about Tim not me...