I know you're probably thinking "yeah, yeah knitting, poopy nappies/diapers in the street and well hung boys in cargo shorts with no underwear are all well and good, you know whatever, but more importantly how is The Beard going?", right?
Well, I'm starting to dig it. It's filling in a bit, it gives me the illusion of a jaw line, and it's kind of soft and fun to rub in a 'I'm giving this concept due consideration' kind of way. Which is now my second most favourite thing after fixing people with The Look over the top of my glasses. It's an expanded repertoire, folks.