Applicants should possess the following minimum characteristics:
- Sense of humour.
- A dislike of Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider movies (this is not negotiable).
- Kissability. Hugability. Shagability.
- Pretty eyes. Wicked mouth.
- A good balance of Yin & Yang, although not necessarily at the same time.
Other desireable characteristcs include (but are not limited to) the ability to hold my interest in a conversation about art/books/films, wicked dancefloor moves, a collection that includes the back issues I've missed of Martha Stewart 'Living' and strong hands.