- Procrastination can be very rewarding.
- The difference between really bad man-sweat and really, really good man-sweat.
- Self deprecation.
- Grooming. The allure of clean hair, neat fingernails and sweet breath.
- Pretty is nice, but make me laugh and I'm sucked in for sure.
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Number 2 ... hmm ... please explain. :)
I'm sure this one really needs no explanation... :-)
Think 'sweaty - ewww!' Vs 'c'mon get it like a hot-bitch-funky-sex-machine sweaty'. Kapish?
Think haven't you showered lately vs wow, been working hard have we (within the last few minutes and don't smell yet)
It's the difference between 'ewww, is someone boiling onions?' vs. 'would you be a love and let me bury my face in your pit for a spell'.
Andrew, aren't you sweet. Thank god for the occasionally funny, because I'm pretty like Winston.
http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/winstonsnagglepus.jpg
But I heart Winston! (oops started a sentence with a preposition...) Although, according to fourfour, he whiffs a bit and has a 'mucus issue'? Michael?
No, no, not so much with the whiffs or the mucus.
{{sotto voce: Whew, he didn't ask about the snaggletooth}}
AND I excuse my poor sentence construction by fooling myself into thinking I'm all avant-garde and using some progressive construction that flauts convention and....Wait. What were we talking about?
You could have a mouth like Stonehenge and I would not judge you.
BUT stop using capital letters, correct apostrophes and start using 'coz', 'whetevs' etc and let the judging begin!
Thanks guys. I think I get the picture. I guess I'm just not a sweat boy either way ... although I sweated heaps last night ;)
5 Things I Do Understand
1. I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
2. Despression is merely anger without enthuasism.
3. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
4. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
5. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
[and a bonus round]
6. That I don't give a s**t about checking my spelling or typing prior to posting. Despressed much? Nah!
7. This bugs the hell outta Andrew.
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