Ok, so you all know about my obsession with the tv show Outback House, right? You remember, I first wrote about it here and then I touched upon the unique nutsack skills of Dan recently.
Look I can hear your eyes rolling from over here. Stop it.
OK still with me? Well I finally replaced my home modem and got around to downloading my 331 new email message (anyone need V1ag-ra/Cial1s/A 'Genuine' Replica Rolex... 'cause call me, I know some sources), and hidden in amongst there was a notification that someone had posted a comment on my first Outback House post. Oh sorry, did I say 'someone'? [cough] What I meant to say, was it was the man himself! Gay Dan!
Dan's site is a little light on content (yet) but go check the man out, and if you're in Australia be sure to catch the show. It has everything; sheep!, pathos!, shirtless guys!, a house-boy with 'pretty eyes'!
4 comments:
Andrew,
I'm very happy that your Dan da Man obsession has culminated in the pentultimate result in a visit to your blog from the man himself. Truly, I am [shuffling feet and looking elsewhere].
"If you're in Australia be sure to catch the show. It has everything; sheep!, pathos!, shirtless guys!, a house-boy with 'pretty eyes".
Andrew, are you sure you are not just watching some bad Kiwi porn?".
Bodhi :-)
Sydney, Australia
PS. Your hearing really is VERY good.
Heh,
"Andrew, are you sure you are not just watching some bad Kiwi porn?"
Maybe the porn you watch has pathos in it (...oh, and the sheep, can't forget the sheep, right?) but don't project that on to me, 'mkay! :-)
Actually the 'pretty eyes' was a quote. In one ep Dan was listing the attributes of some of the guys that made them suitable for the job and for himself he came up with '...and I have pretty eyes'. I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair.
That would be alleged porn that I watch, of course Andrew.
The whole sheep things reminds me of a song I first heard from a work colleague Nick at the last company I was at. What made it even funnier, was that the guy was a Kiwi (a Maori dude, actually)
Sung to AC/DC's Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
*Birds Chirping*
*Pig Squeal*
*Rooster Crows*
If your having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for Eweees
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A
That kind of love's a crime
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds and there done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and there done with sheep *baaa*
My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him no
Look at the Flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, Noo
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds and there done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and there done with sheep *baaa*
Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP
Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep *loud groan/yell*
*baa, Baa*
Quiet Cows... I think the Shepards coming
Bodhi is dirty, dirty.
:-)
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