Do well scrubbed boys in short-sleeved white shirts make you hot?
Are you convinced that a healthy dose of sexual repression will make a budding homosexualist beyond dynamite in the sack?
Tired of asking "Please Master, may I have one more?" and feel like asking "Please Elder, may I have another?"
Seen Latter Days and developed dirty, dirty little fantasies?
Well maybe you should Date Lance.
[Link via the fully recovered Mormon Dooce.]
4 comments:
Actually, I am going to plead the 5th amendment on all this questioning Andrew, as it may incriminate me and be used against me in a court of law.
[OK, OK, I watch too much Stateside TV .... do you want me to take the Pledge or sing the US National Anthemn, scarily enough - I can)
Anyhoo ...
Ummm, no, despite the alledged affirmative alluded to above, I have no interest in dating Lance. He's just not doing anything for me. Nothing at all. A big Nada. Zippo. Blahhhhhh ...
But give me either of those boys (especially Aaron) from Later Days any day. Whoof! indeed.
In other news, whats with the lack of posting bells and whistles for passing the 4,000th visitor mark Andrew? Have we transcended our need to be a celebratory hit whore? Has ones Buddhist practise indeed left the blog ego behind on the far shore?
Does this make you cyberlightened?
Bodhi :-)
Sydney, Australia
[I have heaved myself out of my death bed to write this comment I will have you know. Been at home sick these past two days. So feel free to send sympathy, gifts, chocolate, DVD's, cute private males nurses to tend to my every need .... whatever]
Awwww, you're poorly pet! Get better soon. Nothing life threatening I hope? How's the status of your will, by the way? You know we'll all jockey positions for the bling... :-)
I decided not to get all 'look at me, look at me!' about the 4,000 mark. Saving you all, Dear Readers, from too much self-loving and Internet Onanism. Still cool though. That's 4,000 since January. I am The Hit Whore.
I saw this site yesterday, but then it disappeared for a spell, maybe from all the dooce traffic. My favorite quote from his good friend who is obviously sharp as a tack:
"I've known Lance longer than anyone on Team DateLance and it's baffled me why this guy can't get the deal done. I mean, he's got it all. Good looks, great personality, a Harvard MBA? And the guy has got some skills on the basketball court."
Yes, that is a mystery.
Dooce's comments about horny Mormon co-eds on her original post cracked me up. Plus her comments that 31 is considered 'on the shelf' (even for a guy) in Mormonland where very funny. Repproduction is king in Utah!
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