Do well scrubbed boys in short-sleeved white shirts make you hot?
Are you convinced that a healthy dose of sexual repression will make a budding homosexualist beyond dynamite in the sack?
Tired of asking "Please Master, may I have one more?" and feel like asking "Please Elder, may I have another?"
Seen Latter Days and developed dirty, dirty little fantasies?
Well maybe you should Date Lance.
[Link via the fully recovered Mormon Dooce.]