Subject: You may want to read this
Mikey: www.smh.com.au/news/people/halloween-jab-at-irwin
Me: Yeah, I saw it earlier today.
Mikey: You filthy disgusting worm with no respect...
Me: Present.
Mikey: In other news, Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split, so Ryan is on the market again and that's good...
Me: Oddly, I thought of you when I read that.
Mikey: I don't think that's odd. I have been mistaken in the street for Ryan many times.
Me: Err, RIGHT.
Mikey: Yes, odd that they all seemed to be carrying canes, walking dogs and wearing dark glasses. I presumed they were all from some sort of weird religious cult which worshipped the "54" star.
Me: The 5'4" star? Hey, that's me!
Mikey: 5'4"... sure?
Me: What, you think I'm tinier than that? Or bigger? Bigger, right? It's on account of the huge personality, I get that all the time.
Mikey: I plead the common law privilege against self-incrimination...
Me: Coward.
6 comments:
heh. I can see the both of you perfectly... high-larious :)
ps - are you in attendance on sunday, TOA?
Yes, I'll be there. Sorry, I probably missed the RSVP date right? I will be there.
I'm always happy to amuse and to educate. The "common law privilege..." is our version of people in the US invoking the fifth amendment
thank TOA, I hoped that was the case!
I also have a lovely 'Mo friend who's coming (taken unfortunately) with whom I suspect you have Abba friends in common :-)
Mikey, did you get the invite? I'm hugely sorry it didn't get to you earlier. things have been... interesting. I live in those interesting times that people talk about. anyway, I hope we'll see you there as well!
Speedy, no I didn't. Send me an email with the details. I am going on a 90km cycle ride to Wollongong on Sunday morning, so that may be a problem.
coo! that's long. good for you! I hope the weather's lovely, what's the forecast? reminds me of when Mark Mac used to cycle. by golly, the thighs!
*slight dreamy look*
okay, back to reality now. heh.
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