Here's the thing, you see, I like to make up new words for things. I know, odd hobby but I promise you it can be lots of fun. The easiest place to start is with a mash up of two exisiting words which combined make a new (and hopefully amusing) meaning.
Here's a couple I came up with this morning:
Perfucopia N. Perf-you-kopia The olfactory experience derived from 6 secretaries in one very small elevator.
Phillatio N. Fill-ay-shee-o The act of stamp licking.