I must have been a very, very bad man in a previous life. Not even the 'good' bad, but the nasty, mean, evil type of bad. Bad, bad, bad. I am paying for my past transgressions. Karma is a bitch y'all, take it from me.
I'm to spend most of today doing one-on-one training with one of the newbie staff. Yup, you guessed it. Her.
It's entirely possible that by day's end only one of us will leave here alive.