Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Wednesday Work Day Haikus

Forty-something plus,
Bank reconciliations.
My brain turns to mush.

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Nummy nums orange,
Neatly cut up in segments.
Damn strings in my teeth.

14 comments:

Michael said...

A long day at work
It's time to decompress, so
Let's get my rocks off.

Michael said...

I can't go back now.
Eyes open, I'll take the leap,
And land in my truth.

;-)

Michael said...

Amer'can Idol
Paula is completely stoned
Catch the McPheever!

Michael said...

Haiku O.C.D.
How many until I stop?
Either four or nine.

The Other Andrew said...

Stand in your truth, bitch
Even if that truth is that
beating off is fun!

Bodhi said...

'Goodbye Brian' with smirk
said young twinkie redressing
'No worries Justin'.

Bodhi said...

Doin' the cable guy.
Ninety Minutes. Twice. So good,
like cliche gay porn.

Bodhi said...

Hi, you have reached the
Winter of my discontent,
please leave a message.

Bodhi said...

Skin, salt and water
perfect union and motion
Jealous of his board.

Michael said...

Shorty at his waist,
Tanned abs glisten in the sun.
Oh, you meant that board!

Bodhi said...

'Justin', Cable Guy
Are they dreams of a haiku?
Nah! Jealous, Mikey?

Bodhi said...

Boardshorts low on hips
A tanlined hint of treasure
And the Rabbit smiles.

Michael said...

Wait. So you really fucked the cable guy?

Bodhi said...

Yeah, I did. But it was not a scenario where he came to my place and I then seduced him or anything. I met him in Newtown (I heart my gaybourhood), and it just so happened that he was still wearing his uniform (Foxtel, actually).

Not for long, though ;-)