Monday, April 07, 2008

Hold It!

If I told you I spent the morning liberally covered in lubricant and practicing breath control, what would you think?

No, actually it was just an ultrasound examination. The technician was a large and moderately scary woman, with a somewhat brusque manner. Breathe in! Breathe out! Again! Thank God she didn't accidentally leave out a "breathe out!" instruction because I would still be holding my breath. In fear.

6 comments:

thombeau said...

So? Is it a boy or a girl?

The Other Andrew said...

I'm not sure, it sort of had tentacles and a dog like head so I'm guessing its alien.

thombeau said...

Oh my! You must have been abducted...and probed!

The Other Andrew said...

Yeah, I was probed but good! He said he'd call, but you know how these aliens are. Bastards.

Riayn said...

I have to go for an ultrasound on Wednesday. I am really hoping I don't get the same technician as you did.

The Other Andrew said...

Are you going to CSI in Ashfield? If so, there's a chance!