If I told you I spent the morning liberally covered in lubricant and practicing breath control, what would you think?
No, actually it was just an ultrasound examination. The technician was a large and moderately scary woman, with a somewhat brusque manner. Breathe in! Breathe out! Again! Thank God she didn't accidentally leave out a "breathe out!" instruction because I would still be holding my breath. In fear.
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So? Is it a boy or a girl?
I'm not sure, it sort of had tentacles and a dog like head so I'm guessing its alien.
Oh my! You must have been abducted...and probed!
Yeah, I was probed but good! He said he'd call, but you know how these aliens are. Bastards.
I have to go for an ultrasound on Wednesday. I am really hoping I don't get the same technician as you did.
Are you going to CSI in Ashfield? If so, there's a chance!
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