Monday, October 29, 2007

Awesome Headline

The Sydney Morning Herald invites you to discover one of the far right leaning Australian political party Family First's members. He has had a small role, apparently.

I know I signed up for Gaydar (which is possibly the website they coyly refer to) once when I was somewhat tipsy, but at least I didn't post pictures of my cock on the internet. Restraint, and all that. But maybe if I decided to enter politics, I might have reconsidered.

Plus, the "that's not my penis" defence cracks me up. I haven't seen the pics, but I'm guessing the subtle message is this that he wants us to know it's normally bigger.

12 comments:

M-H said...

That story made my morning. And your inference is correct - that's exactly wht he wanted us to think. What a dickwit!!!

John C said...

"We are family, I got all my sisters with me!"

Don't knock Gaydar, I've met two very nice people there. And no, I don't post pictures of my penis, in fact it was a relief when they changed the rules last year so you had to be a member to see uncensored nude photos. Blurry, low-res flash snaps of people flaunting their turgid organs in a serial killer's bedroom aren't my idea of anything attractive.

Cecilia said...

This story made my day too. And as someone who knows the candidate a little, I can say it couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

bernard said...

yes, nothing like a morning chuckle; i loved his comments "dont remember but either i was totally munted on too much booze, or" (wait for it...) " my political enemies drugged me"

Jodie Sorrell said...

What an idiot!

Anonymous said...

I feel a bit sad for the guy. He's obviously not terribly bright - if you're gonna run for office don't flash your dick. But he's also obviously now totally embarassed and you have to work about the possibility for suicide in those kind of circumstances. Anyway...

Michael Guy said...

oh fiddle faddle: WHO hasn't posted a pic of their cock out on the web?!

BTW, TOA...you'll just love this year's holiday card...

I kid.

Don't you just love it when those that oppress get cornholed by their own stupidity?

The Other Andrew said...

I think that's the point. I'm certainly not against people flashing their privates (publics?) on the Interweb, using Gaydar etc.
I mean, all that stuff is human nature, and lot of it is harmless and a way to connect with others. But I think it shows the hypocrisy of the right wing 'morals' lobby.

And I also don't think it's wise if you're going to make a career for yourself that ultimatley is likely to put you in the public eye, unless you don't care of course.

It was the "that's not my penis" bit that I found so funny.

yani said...

I actually found the uncensored versions of the photos in questions... and he'd want to hope it was "normally bigger" because you'd have trouble finding the one in the photos with a microscope and a pair of tweezers... ;)

Christopher said...

Ahh Nuts!!

So no wee-wee pix of TOA?...you're such a shy boy!

The Other Andrew said...

I tell you what Christopher, you go first and then I'll show you mine! Promise! (Maybe)

Wesley Darling said...

Oh dear. Another one bites the dust.