Just in case you were considering it, I would suggest to you that four days in a row of eating birthday cake is a little excessive. Morgan's birthday, my birthday, leftovers and then a joint celebration for myself and another worker in my office... and then holy shit, with the exception of a few savoury interludes I have eaten birthday cake for 4 days running.
The good news, when they have to rip out all of my cavity riddled rotten teeth I'll already be in a diabetic coma so, you know, that saves on anaesthesia at least.
(BTW, I just typo'd "diabetic" as "dianetic" - so maybe my thetans are sick of chocolate cake too. Stupid thetans.)