I found this piece of discarded packaging in a lane near where I live when I was out walking recently. Do you think this means that my neighbourhood is full of women so intent on self pleasuring that they can't wait to get home before ripping the package open? All I can say is that there were several things about it that creeped me out, not least of which were the mental images I got from 'suction powered' and 'waterproof'. You know, ewwww.
Anyhoo. I guess the flipside is, at least the batteries were included for once... which is thoughtfull, don't you think?
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This post only confirms my urgent need for bi-focals: I thought the packaging read "cut finger."
:: rubs eyes ::
As a faithful member of the Church of Kylie Minogue and the Latter Day Homosexuals, this reminds me of a reading from Chapter One, Verse One, in the Book of Kylie;
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in love.
I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in love.
There is something in that teaching for all of us I think ...
oh yes, batteries included - but you KNOW they're always those cheap ones which only last for minutes... hardly worth it! ;)
...then again, I guess if they last till you get home, that's useful. heh.
The funny things you find in the trash!!
This is kinda more big 'T' Trash than little 't' trash, don't you think? Also, it was just lying there in the laneway, with no other rubbish around.
Was there a 50's horror film called "The Tingler"? Not sure which would have been more scary...
Eww. Waterproof? Eww! I can't even look at fountains without cringing of a woman's ability to duplicate it.
EWWWWW!!!!!
Robert, I think that's what really pushes it over the bounds of good taste. Waterproof. I don't want to think too hard about the SUCTION ACTION either.
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