The Best Monday Morning Email Ever

[Caution: the following post contains some bad, bad, bad words.]

Take away coffee? - check. Monday morning ass drag into work? - check. Mood requiring a little lifting? - check.

Step 1 turn on computer at Christian Charity Organisation workplace.
Step 2 log in.
Step 3 open up email.
Step 4 scan through boring work emails, la la Christian-y work announcements, pray for this (pray for that) exhortations... spot unusual 'Quarrantined Email' announcement from Christian Charity IT Department.
Step 5 read the reasons for email being quarrantined, shunned, and painted with a giant red "A" on its chest.
Step 6 spray keyboard with coffee, lose shit and cackle like a maniac!

I know it's automated, but I had an image of some poor little Christian-y IT Department operative analysing and then typing the following:

"Scenarios\Incoming Rude and Explicit

• The phrase "fuck" was found


• The phrase "sex" was found


• The phrase "ass" was found


• The phrase "cock" was found


• The phrase "fucking" was found


• The phrase "xxx" was found"

Hee hee. It's even funnier because it isn't spam, it's an email from a potty mouthed friend.