Saturday, November 29, 2008

Sentimental? Awwwwwwww!

Wait, NO. Ewwwwwwwwww!

My Prince Albert . . . - m4m - 42 (Raleigh)
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Reply to: pers-919936113@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-15, 8:17AM EST

You are the hot bottom that came back to my place for some fun after the bars closed last night. You really liked the feel of my Prince Albert piercing. The problem is, after you left this morning, I noticed it is no longer there. I can't find it anywhere, and I'm thinking it might be inside you. Please get back to me. It was a gift from an ex-BF and I would like to get it back for sentimental reasons.

15 comments:

Mel said...

Um, ick.

The Other Andrew said...

I know, right? "Dear trick, keep it. I don't need it anymore."

Tom said...

Ouch all round.

So... did you find what you were looking for on craig's list? ;)

The Other Andrew said...

Ha! (NO, I ripped this from someone else's porn-y blog. Hence no linky dink.)

james said...

ROFL

larry said...

oops... accidents DO HAPPEN! maybe a tad too much lube.....

K-A said...

So no safe sex from these two, eh?

John C said...

Sounds like Craigslist needs a TMI section.

jason said...

I'm thinking he might have to wait for it to...umm...make its way, if you know what I mean.

The Other Andrew said...

::clunk:: Yeah, I know what you mean.

You know, I've always wanted a boyfriend that gave me jewellery... but...well...

Ur-spo said...

dear me
I would rather get a new one considering ....

Victor said...

Priceless!

marcellous said...

Almost certainly passed away by the time the hot bottom logged on to read the message, unless, that is, securely lodged.

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

who's checking for the follow up?

NannaPeter said...

Let's hope the bottom didn't fly the next day. Looking for that hidden piece of metal would be *very* awkward.