Wednesday, December 20, 2006

World's Thinnest Thetan

OHMYGOD, I sincerely hope this project goes ahead. It's so unhinged that it sounds kind of fabulous, don't you think? Talk about a train wreck...

Worst of all, she thinks it would be good for her career. Um, ok then.

8 comments:

Mikey (The Lovely Ex) said...

Is it slow day at work today??? That's four posts for today and the day is only half-way there ;-)

I read this story as well. Hilarious stuff. I too hope it goes ahead. I don't know who is thicker; VB for (I agree with you) thinking it will be good for her career, or TC for recognising her "comic genius"... Well, I guess she married a womanising Becks (though he is hot).

The Other Andrew said...

Hah! I'm in the office on my own... enough said?

I see a huge flop, a la the hideous Travolta vanity piece/$cientology contractual obligation piece "Battlefield Earth" of a few years back.

VB a 'comic genius'? Oh-kay. I'm guessing she was auditioning something serious and they assumed she was joking.

Tyson said...

That film sounds absolutely outrageous. I'm thinking this could actually be the worst movie ever made. I'm totally convinced that this will be epiphanic (ummm...?) moment that will split this world in two, sending all scientologists to live on a small island close to some nuclear testing site while the rest of us get on with living actual lives.

"was rejected by all the major film studios"

This is going to be the Glen or Glenda of this century.

Ur-spo said...

well, she seems just right for the part.
thetans?
dear me!

Anonymous said...

Surely not the ‘worst movie ever made’, I pretty sure that honour would go the Mixed Nuts or The Avengers?

And please remember this woman called her kid Brooklyn, that’s got to be classed as comic genius by someone.

The Other Andrew said...

We need to make sure this gets made, right!? Call your local OT7 or L.Ron, or whoever, and get them to use their mind powers to make sure this gets green lighted. Pleeeease! This could be the comedy hit of the season.

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

the comedy hit that, somehow, you still don't actually want to waste 2 hours of your life on...

The Other Andrew said...

Yah. DVD on fast forward.