Taking A Beating

So far this morning my business shirt has:

1. Been spattered with toothpaste from some too enthusiastic Sonic-ing. (Not noticed until on the train to work.)
   
2. Been rained on.
   
3. Been grubbied by being bashed into a piece of scaffolding, after some curbside jostling at the traffic lights.
   
4. Been splashed with coffee.

I, and my shirt, shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. We'd be cleaner and unbruised for a start.