- Been spattered with toothpaste from some too enthusiastic Sonic-ing. (Not noticed until on the train to work.)
- Been rained on.
- Been grubbied by being bashed into a piece of scaffolding, after some curbside jostling at the traffic lights.
- Been splashed with coffee.
I, and my shirt, shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning. We'd be cleaner and unbruised for a start.