Sunday, October 19, 2008

The Dress-Ups Box: Part The Second

Last Sunday I posted the first installment of photos of some of the historical re-enactment costumes I have made over the years, in the entry Dress-Ups Box: Part The First. Part the first is logically followed by part the second, and here it is. Ta da!

I made these two different Viking tunics for a 2 day Viking themed event a number of years ago. Quite a large part of the event was an outdoor tourney, and the weather was pretty cool, so I wanted something with light layers that would still be warm. So I opted for a pair of braies (trousers), a linen undertunic, and two different over tunics to wear on the 2 days. When I was involved in the historical re-creation group "The Society For Creative Anachronism" I always wore full Elizabethan, so when I rocked up in Viking it it certainly amused everyone.

Best of all it was fun to research and make something different. The thing I was most proud of was the shoes, which sadly went mouldy after years in storage and I chucked out a few years back. They were natural vegetable tanned leather, and authentic reproductions of a pair of bog find shoes complete with long laces that crisscrossed up the legs. I'm pleased with the embroidery on the tunics too, and although I made up the motifs they are based on designs from other Viking era finds, and the techniques I used were documented.

Embroidered Viking Tunic, Under Tunic & Braies

Natural Linen Coloured Viking Tunic Embroidery

I based these bird motifs on the design of some Viking cloisonne jewellery that was uncovered from a grave find.

Embroidered Viking Tunic, Under Tunic & Braies

Blue Viking Tunic Embroidery

Embroidered Viking Tunic, Under Tunic, Braies & Cloak

There was a wonderful wool mill in South Australia which created woven blankets from recycled and end of run wool, and I bought one of these slightly rustic blankets in burgundy red to wear as a cloak. I had a great handmade cloak pin too, which has somehow disappeared over the years (probably to return next time I move house).

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After a short dalliance in Viking, back to my more familiar stomping ground. I made this Elizabethan suit to wear as a more 'every day' set for outdoor events, and when we went away to Rowany Festival, a week long camping event. This may not look 'every day' to you, but it's made out of more robust fabrics than the silk suits I made, with less elaborate decoration, and the style of breeches called "Venetians" rather than the elaborate paned "slops".

Elizabethan Doublet, Venetians & Ruff

I usually wore this with a fairly simple white shirt and the ruff shown here, or with the 'falling collar' shirt that I showed with the green silk suit in my previous blog entry.

Elizabethan Doublet & Ventians

This suit was cooler and easier to care for than some of my other suits, so I wore it quite a bit back in the day. It's actually made of two different but coordinating upholstery fabrics, with metallic gold braid applied.

Sleeve Detail

The sleeves are slashed along their length and held closed with buttons, to show glimpses of the white shirt underneath.

Tie In Sleeve Detail

The tie in sleeves meant that I could take the sleeves off and wear this over another suit in cold weather. Elizabethan men often wore a second sleeveless jerkin over a doublet underneath. Sometimes I would actually tie in a different set of contrasting sleeves to give the same look, but without the double layers, Let's face it, it doesn't get as cold in Oz as it did in Elizabethan England.

So, here endeth the second installment! This is fun playing show & tell.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sydney Life

I had a fabulous afternoon this afternoon with young master O'Brien. He'd booked us in to take part in the curated walk of the "Sydney Life" photographic competition exhibition, part of the Art & About public arts festival that is on around Sydney at the moment.

The entries in the competition have been printed as a series of 22 huge outdoor canvasses, and mounted between the beautiful giant fig trees of Hyde Park. A wonderful setting for a public exhibition, particularly on a beautiful summery day. The curator spoke about each picture, and the photographer, and a number of the photographers were on hand to discuss their works. Fantastic! It was quite inspiring and really made me consider putting an entry in next year. Nothing ventured, nothing gained and all that.

The Setting (And The Cute Extra That Walked Into Frame):

The Setting (And The Cute Extra That Walked Into Frame)
The lovely avenue of old figs (some sadly to be replaced because of disease), and the cutie patootie in the pink tee with the hot pecs. Both of which make for a nice photo.

The Lighting:

The Lighting
The giant Chinese lanterns have been added recently, for the night noodle markets currently being put on in the park Mon-Fri evenings.

The Subjects, The Photographer, The Curator & The Other Photographer:

The Subjects, The Photographer, The Curator & The Other Photographer
One of the most striking photos in the exhibition was a birth photo, taken about 15 seconds after birth. The subjects (left) and the photographer (centre) were on hand to talk about the picture.


The Documentary Film Maker:

The Documentary Film Maker
This cute bearish guy was shooting footage for a documentary, as I heard him explaining to one of the photographers while arranging to shoot an interview.

The Happy Accident:

The Happy Accident
I love the way the elements in the picture, the wires and the foliage, and the elements in the setting are echoed in each other. And Centrepoint Tower is the third landmark that instantly marks a photo as a Sydney photo (aside from that bridge and that opera house).


The Audience:

The Audience
Quite a crowd gathered by the end of the walk, as well as 4 or 5 of the photographers who participated by talking about their photos.

Afterwards James and I grabbed a bite to eat, walked around the city for a while, sat in the park and chatted, visited another gallery exhibition by a gay artist held in a decrepit public lavatory (true!), dodged a brass band (also true!), and then found ourselves having a couple of afternoon beers at Sydney's Leading Bisexual Bar (the Gaslight)... at least, that's its reputation. (I'm not sure we spotted any real live bisexuals. But, who can tell?)

Sydney Life, indeed. I love it here.

[Check out the great post James has written about this afternoon!]

It's The Futuuuuuuuure!

I remember when I was a kid that the year 2000 was like shorthand for the future! Jetpacks. Aerial cars. Teleportation. Moon bases and trips to Mars. Many things are really, really different. Communication and media are very different than I imagined as a kid, when I was growing up without mobile phones, the internet, iPods, even VCRs/DVDs when I was quite young.

Clothes have changed, but they haven't changed so much really. Trends come and go, what's considered good taste or socially acceptable changes, and maybe some of the technical aspects are really different (high tech or sustainable fabrics, for example).


1930s Futuristic Fashion Predictions

Somehow I can't believe how we failed to miss the opportunity to dress in utilitarian jumpsuits with gadget belts though. Or togas. How are you supposed to know it's the future if there aren't shorty short togas? Or bubble helmets?


1960s Futurist Fashion from Courreges, Cardin, Paco Rabanne etc

They tried to show us the way in the 60s. To put us on the path to silver jumpsuits, to aluminium chainmail and goggles as daywear, but somehow we never kept the momentum going. Sad really, 'cause I could use a gadget belt every now and then.

We probably should have listened to Sylvia Anderson...


Sylvia Anderson interviewed on UK tv show "Tomorrow Today", 1970.

Friday, October 17, 2008

TGIF: The Most Recent In A Long Line Of TGIFs

Over the life of this blog I've written a bunch of TGIF entries. Dozens, maybe! Let's face it, if this blog is about four and a half years old (ish) then that's well over 200+ Fridays, and almost every Friday my first though on waking is Thank God. (Or, whomever. Thank The Universe It's Friday! doesn't roll really.)

Anyhoo, Fridays are for rambling too. And wearing jeans to work, except I do that every day. Slacking. Oops, sort of do degrees of that every day too. Um, well, Fridays are for an attitudinal shift, there's a bigger degree of seriousness to the slacking. A committment to it.

It's been a weird week. I have been so incredibly busy, everyone at work has been, but thankfully we haven't been as stressed as in previous weeks. It was a big bills and short pay week for me, thanks to last week's public holiday Monday, so poverty is my mode du jour. (Ex-finacial markets employees looking for budget living tips, email me, I can write reams on How To Survive On $20 a Day.)

Consequently it's been a quiet week socially, and is likely to be this weekend too. That's ok, staying home and doing housework (ie: procrastinating, reading the internet in my underwear, and possibly doing some self-pleasuring) is free! Actually I have do have a couple of budget friendly catch-ups and events with friends planned for the weekend, so it won't be all 'doing housework.

[Updated: It's 5:20 pm. The day is done, I'm home and it's still light out, bright and sunny in fact, and I've got Robyn cranked on iTunes. Turns out the day isn't so bad after all.]

Guessing Game



If you saw a neatly dressed man with a mustache, a dog and his hand on another man's leg... what would you think?

[Pic via Shorpy]

Dogs Defying Gravity!

Via freakgirl:



Upside Down Dogs! These nearly made me LOLPIMP.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Do Butterflies Even Have Balls?

When I was a kid, I loved this song. Loved it! As a small child I saved up my pocket money to buy my first ever single, which was a Eurovision Song Contest winner*, no less. So I was somewhat of a child savant in the musical taste arena.


"Butterfly Ball" by Roger Glover and Ronnie James Dio

I always remembered the clip as being really cute, but there was something about the song itself that I really liked even before I saw the clip. I didn't realise it was based on an existing kid's book though. In hindsight it makes sense, and the animation was clearly a tie in with the book.
"The Butterfly Ball and the Grasshopper's Feast is a concept album and subsequent live rock opera appearing in 1974 and 1975 respectively, based on the children's book of the same title."

Does anything say 1970s more than the term rock opera?! (Ok, maybe flares.)

* Sandie Shaw, "Puppet On A String"

Project Planning

Every time I'm nearing the end of a knitting project, I start thinking about what I want to do next. Right now, I want to do him.



I mean, what he's wearing. The hat, the socks. Except I'd wear mine with pants, or at least some undies...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Chase Those Ponies!

I'm channel surfing at home and just came across a tv show about people with sleep disorders, and they are showing people doing bizarre things in sleep clinics, talking, chasing phantom ponies around the room etc, in their sleep. OMG. It just makes me want to try and get the footage from MY sleep clinic visits. Youtube here I come! (Actually, probably just drooling, kicking my legs and snoring like a bastard.)

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Die Abenteuer des Prinzen Achmed (The Adventures Of Prince Achmed)

I hadn't heard of the film "The Adventures of Prince Achmed" until I stumbled across a link and a couple of stills on a blog earlier tonight. The film is the oldest surviving (and possibly the first) animated feature, made in in 1926 by German animator Lotte Reiniger.



The film was shot in a stunning silhouette style that makes me think of Balinese shadow puppets, in black and white (of course) that was then hand tinted. The original German print ran at 81 minutes as the film was run at 18 frames per second, but ran at 65 to 66 minutes everywhere else when shown at the more standard 24 frames per second.

According to imdb:
Lotte Reiniger cut figures out of black cardboard with a pair of scissors, and joined movable parts with thread in order to animate them. In the years 1923-1926, about 250,000 frame-by-frame stills were made and 96,000 were used in the film. Her husband, Carl Koch, was responsible for the photography in all her films until his death in 1963.

OMG, can you imagine? 250,000 set-ups. Cutting all those stunning silhouettes? My mind, it boggles. The stylish end result is a bit like an Erte drawing come to life.



There's a DVD available through Milestone Films, which I think is going to have to make its way onto my wish list once the AUS/US comparison stops tanking. There was a 4 minute sample on youtube, but it has been taken down due to a copyright claim by Milestone Films. However, in the meantime there are some 1 or 2 minute snippets still available when you search The Adventures of Prince Achmed in Google video. There is also a comprehensive site with lots of background links at Le Palais des dessins animés [in English].

I love finding out that there are people in this world mad or inspired (or both) enough to spend their labours making something wonderful. Then, now, and I see no reason why not, in the future. Fantastic. Now all I have to do is see a full copy of the film!

[Found originally via a blog entry at 2 or 3 things I know.]

Monday, October 13, 2008

Cunning Disguise

Members of the Young Communists League infiltrate a Royal weekend party at Balmoral...



...unaware their disguise hasn't been entirely convincing.

[Pic via Shorpy.]

5 Things About Monday, 13th October: Sock Garters & Tingle Lips Edition

  • Ack, busy. Work can be a deeply hateful thing at times. Although, and non-hatefully, it has meant that today has flown by.
  • Is it wrong that I am seriously considering knitting an authentic men's woollen swimsuit (the all-in-one shorts and tanktop type) from a pattern published in 1920? (Once the slog of Christmas knitting is done, that is.) I would never wear it, I just want to make it for the sake of, well, researching it and the process of making it. Is that weird? Oh, and the gauge is 32 stitches over 10cm (4 inches) which means both fine yarn and slim needles, and that my friends = forever.
  • I'm on a bit of a vintage clothing obsessive phase at the moment, I found myself scanning through ebay sites that have authentic starched collars and sock garters for sale. Not that I bought any, because a) that stuff's mad expensive, b) none of it was my size, c) really, what do I need it for? and e) I'm tempted to just make it myself anyhoo.
  • Oh, heads-up. Try Googling things like 'sock garters' and be prepared for some seriously NSFW action.
  • I had a nom nom Thai salad for lunch, and it was so hot my lips were burning for like an hour afterwards. I am so tough! Fiery Thai chillies, no problemo. ::whimper::

Sunday, October 12, 2008

The Dress-Ups Box: Part The First

Over the life of this blog I've made mention that I sew and make costumes a number of times. I decided it was time to document the costume works I have made over the years. Then I figured if I'm taking pics of them, I might as well do some sharing with you guys! So here is the first part of a loose kind of series where I'll post pics from the dress-ups box.

Curiously, even though I'm proud of all these pieces I feel kind of shy sharing them because... well... it's still dressing up you know? You either get that it's fun to play dress-ups every now and then, or you think it's the last refuge of the truly weird (in reality it's about a 90%/10% split).

I used to play with a historical re-creation group called "The Society For Creative Anachronism", and lots of the costumes I have made were made in the context of participating in the SCA. Many people scoff at the whole re-enacter scenario, sometimes with reason, but for me it was a positive experience. I was actually drawn to re-enacting through the creative side. The events, although often really good fun, were never the main drawcard for me, and in fact once going to events started to become onerous I dropped out. Costuming, embroidery, painting 'illuminations' for calligraphy, making other artifacts, and especially the research aspect of it all, were the original lure.

Dressing The Past 2

My SCA 'persona' was a late Elizabethan era Italian, and I made this olive green and black silk suit fairly on in playing with the SCA. It was the first heavily researched outfit I made, and I put lots of effort into getting the shapes and basic construction right.

Dressing The Past 2

It's fairly lightweight silk, fully interlined and lined, and tailored so as to be more like clothing than a smoke and mirrors 'good from a distance' theatrical costume. The 2 piece curved sleeves tie into the doublet at the armhole, an authentic technique that was probably designed so that replacement or maybe even contrasting sleeves could be worn. The paned trunk hose (or 'slops') tie into the bottom of the doublet also, keeping the pants up and stopping the doublet from riding up.

Dressing The Past 2

I used to mostly wear this suit with a fairly simple shirt and a white neck ruff. Ruffs are quite uncomfortable to wear, so I made this 'falling band' or 'falling collar' style shirt to wear some of the time. It's made of fine linen, with cotton lace at the collar and cuffs and fine ties at the cuffs to hold the turnback cuffs in place.

Dressing The Past 2

So that's costume #1 described and shown. Phew, not so bad. No cringing or sliding into a 47 paragraph dissertation on Elizabethan era men's clothing (I could do it you know, in fact I've taught classes on it).

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So, on to costume #2.

Dressing The Past 1

In 2005 two friends of mine held a Trafalgar Dinner to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the battle of Trafalgar, complete with authentic period food and drink. It was a fantastic night and I blogged the event here.

This suit was based on an English military uniform of the era I found in a book, and made in a lightweight navy coloured wool. I scrimped a bit on construction because it was only designed to be worn for the one night, so it isn't lined and some of the details (like the button holes) were done a bit rushed. Every time I look at it I think they could do with being oversewn by hand to make them look more period. (But then, that's me.)

Dressing The Past 1

The shape is authentic, and I drafted the pattern after pouring over engravings and any garment research I could find from the period. My kind of fun. It's a little shapeless on the stand because I was a bit fatter back then (and if I wasn't, I would have been after the basquillion courses we had for dinner).

Dressing The Past 1

I did however spend an absolutely insane amount of time doing a miniscule hand rolled and sewn edge on the metres and metres of linen used to make the long narrow stock (tie) for the shirt. Hi, I'm insane, nice to meet you.

Dressing The Past 1

The breeches were fun to make, figuring out how to fit pants is hard at the best of times (hello, have you seen the crotches on Project Runway?) and figuring the drop front was extra fun. The end result is a good fit, and quite flattering. How do I put this gently? These sorts of breeches, when worn correctly (ie: without tightly binding modern underwear) really do wonders for your man parts. Seriously. Check out the crotches on any Beau Brummel/Jane Austeny era drama where the costumes are really authentic. Guessing who dresses to the left (or right) is a no-brainer.

Even I'm surprised I went there, but really one of the fascinating things about the history of clothing is what it says about societies. The 19th century was archly conservative and yet men wore breeches that enhanced and flaunted their manhood, and for a brief period women even wore damp gauze dresses that made them look almost naked. It was inappropriate for Elizabethan men to be seen outside the bedroom in their shirtsleeves, but lavish codpieces were ok.

The past is a foreign country, and researching this stuff is a bit like getting a temporary visa.

Where's Mr Ducky?

Every shower needs a shower caddy:



PS: 2 men, 1 shower, in my world it usually plays out a little differently...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Nervous Tension

As I mentioned recently, at work I've been spending time talking to customers and our suppliers about the delicate issue of bill paying and I have noticed a change in mood. Our suppliers are cutting us less slack, and our customers are not all paying as promptly as they were.


I nicked this pic from Yarraville Paul, cute no? I mean, if it wasn't so accurate, that is.


I don't think we are immune to the global financial crunch by any stretch of the imagination, but at this point in time anyway it hasn't really hit that hard in Oz. (Mind you, I'm not a home owner dealing with interest rates.) Money bores me as a topic (just one indicator that I am in the entirely wrong profession), but there is certainly a whiff of fear and trepidation in the air.

Oh, but I have put a hold on buying more books from the U.K. at present. The exchange rate changes of the past week has made them less of a bargain just at present.

What will happen next is anyone's guess. I think the world financial systems are kind of like organic systems, in that you can sort of predict how they are going to pan out and try and affect the outcomes, but there will always be unexpected results.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Peter Norman Day Street Party

As I mentioned in my previous post, there was a street party organised for early this evening to celebrate Peter Norman Day, and to also circulate a petition to ask the council to amend the high noise barriers lining the laneway where the famous mural (below) stands, so that it can be seen from the trains that run alongside the laneway (as used to be the case).

Peter Norman Day Street Party


To quote from this events page:

"Peter Norman 1942-2006

At the 1968 Olympics Tommie Smith, Peter Norman and John Carlos made history, two black Americans each with their head bowed raised a black gloved hand, as Norman the silver medalist, stood looking directly ahead. All wore human rights badges. Smith and Carlos paid an immediate price.

They were immediately withdrawn from the relays and expelled from the Olympic village. Peter Norman who is the last Australian male sprinter to win an Olympic medal was snubbed on his return to Australia and failed to be selected for the 1972 Munich Olympic team despite his amazing sprinting talent. He was not invited to any of the Sydney 2000 Olympic ceremonies but on being invited to speak in the U.S refused to bad mouth the Sydney Olympic authority.

During the Sydney Olympics, a reporter from the Washington Post was amazed to find only one reference to Norman- an image on the side of a house in Redfern. Peter Norman died in 2006 and since then his nephew Matthew has produced a film called "Salute".

The U.S Track and Field federation declared October 9th as Peter Norman Day. It's time to put this date on our local calendar and celebrate Peter Norman's humble protest that touched the world and became such a powerful and inspiring image."


Peter Norman Day Street Party


Peter Norman Day Street Party


In classic Newtown fashion the event was a mix of old, young, dogs and kids, with more than a few local residents chatting and having a few beers, and even a bit of music thrown in. It seemed to be mostly residents who knew each other, so I signed the petition and left after sitting and listening to the music for a little while. It was a nice little something different to do on a late Thursday afternoon.

Peter Norman Day Street Party


Peter Norman Day Street Party


I strolled back through Newtown, shot a few more pics as the late afternoon sun faded, treated myself to a bit of take-away for dinner, and strolled home through the off-lead dog park - may favourite route. A bag full of take-away and a bunch of off-lead dogs... one word: POPULAR.

[Click any of the pics to see them bigger on Flickr.]

A Better Day

The verdict is in, with less than a 10 minutes of my working day to go, today has been a much better day than yesterday. That is despite having to do two of my least favourite tasks all day, ringing up people and telling them to pay their bills, and ringing up suppliers and telling them why we haven't paid ours. Fun! I go from stern to contrite in 60 seconds.

I read on a blog that I just discovered yesterday, Nosey In Newtown, that there is street party on this evening in my neighbourhood. I might swing by with camera to see what's cooking. I've always admired the mural in question, so I don't mind supporting the cause to get its visibility improved. Plus the sun is shining and the afternoons are Daylight Savings long, so it sounds like a nice way to spend an early evening.

Big In Italy

The Australian newspaper has a new story about Aussie gold medal diver Matthew Mitcham, and reports the curious fact that he's a household name in Italy.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Cranky Ass Bitch Face Bum Of A Day

This is not one of those posts where the title is ironic.



I slept badly, woke up tired and cranky, there was no lanky cuteness on the bus (local or imported), workload was ridiculous, I found out that work is closing for 3 weeks over Christmas (options: 3 weeks over Christmas without income, or find a new job before then)... and... Well, you get the idea. Even being offered 2 pieces of free pizza at lunch failed to fully chip through it. (Although it did help a bit.)

When fatty comfort food has limited effect, that's a bad day my friends.

Anyhoo, the day is over. I made a nice dinner, there's tv and the internet to distract, and a sweet email from a lovely man who lives too, too far away to respond to, and maybe an early night to be had. Tomorrow is another day,

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Just Because



Oh George, I've always loved you. Since I was a teenage Star Trek fan I always thought Sulu was pretty cool (even though Uhura was my favourite because, hello, fierce!). Now you're older, out, married to your long-term partner Brad, still getting some pretty cool acting roles and doing some spruiking for gay rights, well you just seem to be getting better. Live long and prosper, girlfriend.

5 Things About Tuesday, 7th October: No Lead In My Pencil Edition

  • Daylight Savings time! I love Daylight Savings time, but the first few work days always leave me feeling like I'm a bit jetlagged. Not, "just got back from Italy" jetlagged, but more like "just got back from Perth" jetlagged. It's the first few days of getting out of bed an hour earlier that does it.
  • It is possible to have Mondayitis on a Tuesday.
  • I forgot to take my book with me for the bus this morning, and then I thought about doing the Sudoko I had in my bag instead. Tragedy! My pencil was broken. So I did the only reasonable thing and stared at the tall, pretty French boy sitting opposite instead.
  • Speaking of books, I was excited to see that Gregory Maguire has a new "Wicked" sequel out - A Lion Among Men. I saw it in my local bookstore's window, so I think I might have to treat myself and grab it this week. Time to plan some Summer Reading!
  • I've been curious to buy the original novel of "Lost Horizon" by James Hilton (pub. 1933) for ages, as I'm such a fan of the film. It's been hard to find in a bookstore, so I ordered it online last week. I like having a paperback novel to cart around on the bus (I mean, you can't count on there being pretty boys to look at all the time), but I didn't realise that if I had wanted to I could have downloaded the original version for free.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Gauguin's Organ

Monsieur Gauguin takes his organ through its paces.



Photo purportedly taken by Alfonse Mucha, in his studio. So I guess it's entirely possible that it's Mucha's organ he's fiddling with. Can you imagine Mucha's surprise?

You sir are sans pantalon! Unhand my organ!.

[Pic via Vintage Photographs, schoolboy 'organ' references by me.]

Lay-zee

I couldn't have been more inactive this weekend if I were in an iron lung. Picture me almost comatose, reaching out in a listless manner for something to eat, or a beverage item, or to type in a new url. (Slight exaggeration perhaps, but I cannot stress this enough... lazy.)

Up until about an hour ago this entire 3 day weekend has been cool and rainy, and aside from dinner with James on Friday night, and afternoon tea at Miss Fee's on Saturday, I've hardly left the house. Suddenly, as I tried to figure out how to get some clean clothes together for the week ahead, the clouds have parted and it's positively tropical. Laundry, done. And curiously, that feels like a much bigger achievement than it really is.

So the afternoon plan is to head out and enjoy the rest of the day. It's a public holiday so not everything will be open, although around these parts Christmas day is just about the only day that pretty much nothing is open. I kind of love that about my neighbourhood, it feels like it's geared up for my convenience.

[Updated: Of course 15 minutes after setting out from home the storm clouds rolled in, the heavens opened, and it poured down. Now my bathroom looks like someone exploded the contents of a laundry all over it.]

Sunday, October 05, 2008

I'm The Lyrical Gangsta

I'm not a gangsta kind of guy, so I'm surprised that I like a song that features the sound of gunshots, and lines like "I've got more rifles than the FBI"...

I'm nothing if not a mass of contradictions, right?



I'm the suburban gangsta. I've got more copies of Elle Decor than, than, Nate Berkus! All I wanna do is [coffee maker noise] [coffee maker noise] [coffee maker noise]

Anyhoo, "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Afternoon Tea & Knitting

Afternoon Tea & Knitting


I hadn't logged into the knitting social networking website www.ravelry.com for a few days, so when I logged in at lunchtime today I was pleased to find an invite to visit Miss Fee for afternoon tea and some knitting. This morning was cool and rainy, so I had canned the idea of going out and doing the few errands I had planned. So at 1 o'clock I was still unwashed, and decidedly underdressed, when I realised I had a 2pm invite.

Afternoon Tea & Knitting


By the time I had showered and dressed I hadn't left myself much time to get to Fee's, so I decided to catch a cab. The cab driver turned out to be a tiny wizened person, who I kid you not looked to be somewhere around 100 years old. (I say 'person' because frankly I'm still not certain if it was a man or a woman. Even after talking to them.) A short cab ride turned into a long cab ride, as the cab driver person took the worst route possible, executed an illegal turn across traffic, turned off the meter at one point as they could see I was getting frustrated with them, and drove the remainder of the trip around 15kms under the speed limit.

Afternoon Tea & Knitting


Oy. Anyhoo, after not too much time I arrived at Fee and Matt's lovely new house. The previous owners were a gay couple who are friends of Fee's, and you know who can do a lovely home renovation? The Gays can, that's who.

Afternoon Tea & Knitting

We sat around their big dining table, with the entire back wall of glass opened to the garden. The morning rain had lifted, and the afternoon overcast but pleasant. It was a lovely afternoon of tea drinking, lovely nibbles eating, knitting and chatting. Just the ticket (and much nicer than cruising the net in your underwear).

Afternoon Tea & Knitting

Friday, October 03, 2008

Trend Watch

LE CIRQUE












What we predict, shall come to pass.

[Vintage pics via Vintage Photographs, clown-bots via Manish Arora Spring/Summer 2009.]

TGIF

It's a long weekend! I'm not even certain why (something about The Queen I think), but will lack of understanding stop me from feeling a sense of being entitled? No. Were it not for the fact that I'm temping at present and don't get paid for holidays, I think she should give us one every week. We've supported her all these years. If she doesn't want us to go all Republic on her ass she should, I mean there's a vote winner, right?

Today is going to be crazy hot. 35C (95F), in Spring! (Someone get me Al Gore on the line.) I hope it says warm, but maybe not that warm, over this long weekend. I feel like doing a bunch of social things this weekend, but one of the things I'm going to tackle is a bit of spring cleaning. Weeks of internet addiction based inaction mean my home could use a bit of attention. I'm kind of thinking a 'take everything out of the kitchen cupboards, scrub, edit the pantry, scour eveything' sort of major kitchen detox just for starters.

Hopefully next week (finances permitting) I'm starting to buy the paint to repaint my house. Yay. I'm starting with the front bedroom, which I'm going to make into an office/studio. It currently has a sort of yellow cream colour on the walls, and the ornate cornices are picked out in dark colours of brown and blue. Yup, ugly and dated.

I'm going to paint the cornices and ceiling rose white, to match the ceiling, and the walls a very pale green (so pale it almost reads as cream), and the fireplace surround wall a fresh green (sort of like the colour of an unripe pear, but a bit darker). Fresh is what I'm going for. I'd like to paint the skirting boards white too (they're cream at present), but the same colour has been used throughout the whole house for all doors and trims, and I'm not sure I'm up for that much of a challenge, yet. If they look dingy I might do them room by room.

Hey Sydneysiders: applications for volunteer painters are now open!

I might do some work in my garden too. I've been ignoring it while the house next door has been a building site, but since the weather has turned so global-warmingly unseasonably warm, I feel like doing some entertaining out there. Drinky dinks on a warm night.

The other thing I might do on Sunday morning is go to the organic markets again, I haven't been for a while. I'm on a bit of a 'clean food' mission at present, repenting for the bad take-away habits of the winter passed, and a trip to the markets sounds ideal. Then Sunday afternoon will be knitting at the pub. Nice.

Those are my vague plans. What are yours?

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Reason #37 Why I Knit

There are so many reasons; it's fun, it's relaxing, it's creative, you can make something beautiful and usefull, it's a fun community... and best of all...



It makes you gayer!

[Vintage knitting advertisement, courtesy of one of the bulletin boards on www.ravelry.com]

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

You Ain't Nothing But

Elvis fans, move along. Nothing to see here.



I've never been a fan of Elvis I have to say, I mean some of his numbers are ok but as an artist/genre/industry his allure has passed over me. So, having nailed my colours to the mast re: Elvis, I was surprised to hear that one of his signature tunes was a hit first for someone else. And, hello, in my humble (but very important) opinion Big Mama Thornton comes off the better in this competition. When she calls that scoundrel a 'hound dog', you know she knows of what she speaks.

Or sings.

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A procrastination flowchart.



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Genius! Read, smile, see more than a bit of yourself in it. (I know I did.)

[Via Coudal Partners.]

5 Things About Wednesday 1st October: Giving The Appearance Of Being Obsessed With Food Edition

  • We had a big dinner out with the work team last night, to celebrate the company being bought buy a big corporation. The view was gorgeous, the restaurant service less 'prompt' and more 'too fast', and the food nice... but overpriced. A nice night though, but I'm glad I wasn't paying for it.
  • Oven baked salmon fillet and steamed veggies for dinner tonight. I've overindulged do much this past week the only thing I could obsess about on the way home was some 'clean' food. Things steamed, without sauces, and a high vegetable quotient, you know?
  • OMG, I bought one of these organic spice mix grinders at the supermarket (the big gay supermarket that is). After giving the salmon a quick rub of extra virgin olive oil, a generous grind of the spice mix, and some roasting in the oven... with a generous squeeze of lemon over to serve, it was better than anything I've had in a restaurant for ages. I'm loving myself right now.
  • My doc has set me a weight loss goal over the next 5 months. I'm not very overweight, but he wants me to get my weight down to see if it improves my sleep apnoea. Expect more steamed veggies until then...
  • I read somewhere that good (not too sweet) dark chocolate is good for you though, right? I mean blah blah anti-oxidants blah blah or something. Oxidants bad! Chocolate good!