Just be grateful your todger didn't flop out. My friend went to a supermarket a few months ago and realised his fly was undone and that his penis was hanging out of his shorts at exactly the same time as the check out chick. I don't think he will ever wear boxer shorts again.
Thankfully I like snug support, so I'm a boxer briefs/trunks/tighty whities kind of guy. Not keen on things rolling around too much. Don't want to startle the horses. You know.
Hmmm... the other day I got all the way through grocery shopping and realised all the buttons below my top button were undone... exposing a lace camisole. I thought it was odd that so many people were smiling at me ... did you get lots of smiles? :)
I sported plaid HILFIGER boxers to my supermarket about five years ago.
I guess I thought they looked like normal shorts. Don't ask. Anyway...when I stooped for the quart of milk I felt a distinct rush of refrigeration air near my manhood.
I was displaying wiener around the dairy creamer section. Haven't worn boxers since.
I lost about 15 lbs after my breakup last year. I was running errands one day before I moved and had a bunch of crap in my shorts(keys, phone, datebook, etc) and I put my wallet into my back pocket and the shorts I was wearing came straight off hitting the floor with thud. I was wearing my pink flowered Aussiebum's -- I just smiled and pulled 'em up. If nothing else, I haven't gone commando since!
I never go commando, or wear boxers. My boys like support!
Plus, how do I put this politely, the whole weaner snaking down the leg of one's pants look is one I (sometimes) endorse in others but choose to avoid myself. I saw a cute guy in a pale grey suit this morning, slim fitting flat fronted pants, and he was obviously a bit more well hung than I and there was this obvious sausage making its way to the right.
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Just be grateful your todger didn't flop out. My friend went to a supermarket a few months ago and realised his fly was undone and that his penis was hanging out of his shorts at exactly the same time as the check out chick. I don't think he will ever wear boxer shorts again.
OMG. Security to checkout 9!!
Thankfully I like snug support, so I'm a boxer briefs/trunks/tighty whities kind of guy. Not keen on things rolling around too much. Don't want to startle the horses. You know.
So no, no floppage!
dear me!
well, perhaps people liked you that way?
I noticed, but I didn't want to say anything.
Nice.
It was too much fun sneaking a peak.
Hmmm... the other day I got all the way through grocery shopping and realised all the buttons below my top button were undone... exposing a lace camisole. I thought it was odd that so many people were smiling at me ... did you get lots of smiles? :)
Ha! That's great.
I say if you actually remember to put on your pants at all, no one should ask for more from you.
I sported plaid HILFIGER boxers to my supermarket about five years ago.
I guess I thought they looked like normal shorts. Don't ask. Anyway...when I stooped for the quart of milk I felt a distinct rush of refrigeration air near my manhood.
I was displaying wiener around the dairy creamer section. Haven't worn boxers since.
LOL...That only happens to me when I am out and have had too much to drink. But then who am I too care at that stage of my evening. :P
Could have been worse, someone may have opted to correct it!
I lost about 15 lbs after my breakup last year. I was running errands one day before I moved and had a bunch of crap in my shorts(keys, phone, datebook, etc) and I put my wallet into my back pocket and the shorts I was wearing came straight off hitting the floor with thud. I was wearing my pink flowered Aussiebum's -- I just smiled and pulled 'em up. If nothing else, I haven't gone commando since!
Ah, so many cautionary tales! :)
I never go commando, or wear boxers. My boys like support!
Plus, how do I put this politely, the whole weaner snaking down the leg of one's pants look is one I (sometimes) endorse in others but choose to avoid myself. I saw a cute guy in a pale grey suit this morning, slim fitting flat fronted pants, and he was obviously a bit more well hung than I and there was this obvious sausage making its way to the right.
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