This year I've considered upping the meds. Getting a little week long buzzy buzz happening that should see me past Boxing Day. If you're going to have a yelling Yuletide meltdown, your breath might as well be 100% proof, right?
I think Paul Reubens had the same controlled substances plan. How else do you explain this fabulousness?:
Pee Wee. A whole bunch of cute military boys. Grace Jones.
(And a supporting cast that includes Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon, Charo, the Del Rubio Triplets, Whoopi Goldberg, kd lang, Little Richard, Princess Zsa Zsa!... I mean, this out-Love-Boats the Love Boat.)
Oh, and Mary Hart in a Farah flip and 1988 power-bitch shoulder pads! Here's ET's behind the scenes snippet: