Thursday, August 23, 2007

Strip For Me Babe, Strip For You

It's that time again! Amateur Unisex Strip Contest time! (And frankly if it's good enough for the leader of the opposition, it's good enough for me. Strippers and strip clubs are so hot right now!)

Back in March James Charles O'Brien and I attended the Grand Final of the Newtown Hotel's Amateur Unisex Strip Contest. A night that included lots of beer, some very pretty (and some very scary) visuals, hilarity by the bucketfull and a next day hangover of crushing proportions. Fun!! Tonight is only one of the heats and not the Grand Final, so I'm anticipating a mixed bag of performers with the emphasis on amateur.

For balance, check out James's take on the evening back in March, when he even managed a few shaky photos from his mobile phone.

I'm looking forward to it. I've had a week so far of stress, frustration and even some anger. I made a few aborted attempts at writing some blog entries yesterday but they all seemed flat, and like I was pasting a thin cover over a seething pit of vitriol. Nice, right? I think some uncomplicated fun is prescribed. And if it involves some mostly naked guys, more's the better!

9 comments:

Michael said...

Mostly naked guys is almost always just the right tonic.

Can't wait to hear about it!

thombeau said...

Live it up, kiddo!!!

The Other Andrew said...

Yeah! Hopefully no 60+ lady parts like last time though! (No offense intended, but not my thing.)

Michael said...

Wait. Are we talking sixty year old lady parts or sixty different lady parts?

Or, scratch that, actually. Machts nicht.

The Other Andrew said...

Remember last time? The 60+ year old 'celebrity judge' career stripper? The one who broke the 'no exposed genitals' rule and touched her toes?...

Horrified doesn't even cover it.

mrpeenee said...

"a seething pit of vitriol"? Sounds like just the thing to take out to a roomful of amateur strippers. Lick one for me.

The Other Andrew said...

I will MrP! I'm so suggestible...

Kenyo said...

The image of the old lady stripper touching her toes gives us Yanks a whole new meaning of "down under."

The Other Andrew said...

Kenyo, yes. I normally describe here, Down Under if you will, as Paradise. Not this time. :)