Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Headline Of The Year

"Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner"

I feel bad for the guy involved but that's some awesome headline, right?

9 comments:

Ur-spo said...

dear me
i go away for a week/no computer and so eager to get my daily dose of TOA --and I get this???
hohoho
what a headline.

thombeau said...

I keep telling people I AM NOT A DWARF!!!

The Other Andrew said...

...so what, you're the vacuum?

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

hmmm yeahhhsss... that leads to all sorts of suck and blow Single Entendres, doesn't it now? ;-)

mrpeenee said...

I see it as Exhibit A under "When Sex Toys Go Bad."

freakgirl said...

I always enjoy an article that contains the phrase "horribly awry."

Michael Guy said...

I, for one, know how bad that hurt. I'm just saying. Yep.

:: teen experiment/horribly awry ::

Mikey (TLE) said...

GPS sent me the same headline. Dear oh dear. Still, he (the dwarf) seemed to take it well (so to speak). I guess he is a comedian. Speedy, I was instantly reminded (as I'm sure you were) of the infamous "hoovering in the nude" Smith and Jones sketch. Such hilarity.

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

mikey - ahhhyulp, that's what I had in my mind :-)