Friday, June 23, 2006

Just When You Thought I Couldn't Get Any Gayer...

Tonight Morgan and I are off to the Opera House to see a Wizard of Oz extravaganza. A celebration of Garland in a gingham frock, with red shoes that kind of clash with that outfit really, but being sparkly and magical and all we are willing to overlook that fact.The Sydney Symphony will play along with a newly transcribed score, including previously lost pieces, while a new remastered print of he film plays behind.

I'm guessing there'll be 6, maybe 7, straight men in he entire place, tops.

There's no place like home, for homos at least.

Now all I need is for Wicked to make it's way Down Under...

11 comments:

Q - 60's girl said...

Oh that'll be heaps of fun - and the orchestra cool: )

Michael Guy said...

THAT sounds beyond fun! So, in theory--between the two of you: you or Morgan--who would fight over the ruby slippers? M'kay?

Ur-spo said...

sounds almost too gay
keep us posted for any man dressed as Glinda

Bodhi said...

Have I ever looked like I ever doubted you could be? ;-)

Bodhi said...

Hey Munchkin, when you get a chance, be a darl and grab those Ruby Slippers for me will ya babe?

I wanna try em out. If you can click those things three times and instantly get to Kansas, then maybe I can click em, like, four times or something and get me instantly to Bumfuck, Idaho. At worse, Idaho can't be too far from Kansas. Can it? Is it safe to hitch? Are there plenty of cute horny single cowboys with a pick-up? (*giggle* 'pick-up' works on so many levels here).

Anyhoo ... Mikey, await with baited breath... ;-)

The Other Andrew said...

Of course I claim the ruby slippers - I mean, if anyone needs the height assistance of a heel it's me! However, I would recast them less as a sensible pump and more as a stiletto, or better yet a Fredrick's hooker platform.

Michael Guy said...

Can the 'hooker platform' be clear red acrylic with glitter flecks? Now that would rock out with my cock out.

Michael said...

About your gay? I never thought that. I've always assumed that we haven't even begun to plumb the depths of your gay.

That said, I am Wicked Witch GREEN with envy. Symphonic Oz? Just kill me now.

PS In my head, you look smashing in braided pigtails.

The Other Andrew said...

Ah yes, but it's my signature pale blue ankle socks with red shoes that I'm really famous for - rather than the pigtails.

Michael said...

And don't forget those fabulous stems of yours....that's right, you skip down that yellow road, bitch.

The Other Andrew said...

You know what? Given a choice, I would have said "Screw the wizard" and headed off down the red road instead. "Red road?" I hear you ask. Yes, in Munchkinland the roads start as a spiral and there is the yellow one that leads to the Emerald City, and then there's the red one. In my head the red one leads to the gay ghetto, with beverage rest stops and a Korean style bath house along the way.