I've absent mindedly collected a whole bunch of pens in the past few days. Apparently I've become
that person, the one who comes into your office to get you to sign something and then makes off with your pen. So, you know, if you're missing one, let me know.
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Do you chew on them?
The pens, I mean.
Blech, no.
(How long before someone suggests I've had worse things in my mouth do you think?)
One of my teachers in graduate school had special pencils made that said "This pencil was stolen from the studio of George Taylor."
Hey, one of my pens went missing this evening. Do you know what happened to it?
Oh, and you've had worse things in your mouth (which is, incidentally, the title of a very funny cookbook by drag performer Billi Gordon).
I used to have a wishbone pen EXACTLY like that red one. I loved that thing, until someone absconded with it, actually. Hey!
At the other end of the office spectrum are supply hoarders. I work with people who have drawers and drawers full of pens, staplers, clips, markers, brochures from typewriters that broke and were disposed of when Jimmy Carter was president and god know what else.
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