Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I note with interest your extended failure to accurately provide items/services requested. (By 'extended' I refer to the period 1968 - 2006, inclusive.)

However, I am prepared to overlook this fact and allow you to make good faith restitution by providing the following by no later than the morning of December 25th.





Please note, the 'no chimney' and 'no Christmas Tree' excuses of previous years are inadequate, and should not deter you from fulfilling your obligation. Perched on the end of my bed when I awake on the morning of December 25th will be deemed more than acceptable.

Cordially,
TOA

PS: If unavailable, please provide the following:

4 comments:

Thombeau said...

Everyone needs some Gyllenhaal! Provided it's Jake,of course.

The Other Andrew said...

Ab-so-loodle! I can be naughty AND nice. I'm deserving.

Ur-spo said...

hohoho
i'll take the fellow with the whiskers over these beauties.

The Other Andrew said...

Good, because I hate competition! :)