Love shiny pop music with borderline comprehensible lyrics and a regulation key change? Have an attention span that cuts out at the 3 minutes and 30 seconds mark? Ever wondered what a song performed by three drag flight attendants or a bunch of Eastern European cyber-gypsies might sound (and look) like?
Yes folks, we are heading for Eurovision-land once again. If you need to count off the days, the Popjustice Eurovision Blog can hook you up.
Mr Max Jones, I'll see you there!