Thursday, December 23, 2004
I'll Be Homo For Christmas
Things I have observed about myself this Christmas holiday season:
I love wrapping gifts.
I think it is perfectly reasonable that I have a theme for all my wrapping.
This year's theme, aside from the colour scheme of red and gold, involves small red 'mirror ball' hearts and gold bows.
Mikey and I bought a couple of gifts between us, and I handed over one of them to let him wrap. It made my heart race and my palms itch, because I just know it won't be perfect.
I am a) a Control Freak when it comes to wrapping and b) the gayest gay of all the gays that have ever walked the Earth.
Or maybe I'm just her.
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Shouldn't it be "Her"?
Indeed you are a very faggoty fag.
Speaking of themes, I had to submit a square to a Quilt of Love for a friend's birthday recently. Other folks wrote a few lines and included a few snapshots while mine had a Japanese motif, complete with artfully rendered symbols, tonsu-esque photo compartments and a fawning original haiku.
Yup, a Faggoty Faggolishus Fag, that's me.
I just know that you intended that as a compliment. Right?
You bet your faggoty ass I did.
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