Thursday, December 10, 2009

Diary Of A Shut-In

I had a really lazy day yesterday. Pleasant, free of angst or any other such carry on, but inactive.

I'd like to justify the fact that I did nothing at all by saying that I was conserving my precious financial resources/the environment/shoe leather/carbon emissions or something, so it sounds noble but actually I was just LAZY. I surfed the internet, I watched some teev, I even knitted a bit. At one point I ate pizza (although, in my defence I did have a healthy salad and fruit earlier in the day).

The kicker, when I woke up this morning I realised I didn't even shower yesterday. Thus begins the slippery slope people.

7 comments:

Mindy said...

You were saving precious water, good for you. Good to have you back too.

I think it's also the best way to get a job. You can pretty much guarantee that when you are slobbing on the lounge unshowered someone will call and say 'can you drop in ASAP'.

Cecilia said...

Is it really embarrassing to admit that I love days like these...?

Pam said...

....ah yes, the next thing you know you'll be considering your housecoat as appropriate all-day attire and you may even find yourself popping out to the grocery store in your pajama pants...a slippery slope indeed!

Michael Guy said...

With all frankness I never got out of my robe today. All. day. long. Robe.

knitguyla said...

Shower? On a lazy day at home - heresy! Good to see you're back in action. You were missed.

Anonymous said...

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ANDY.I MYSELF DO BECOME LAZY AT TIMES AND FIND IT HARD TO EVEN GRASP THAT BOTTLE OF AMYL SOMETIMES, EVEN WHEN IT IS AT WAIST HEIGHT THROUGH THE HOLE IN A WALL ! COOL EH..........

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

at first glance I thought your title said "Slut-In" and I thought, "My, what *have* you been getting up to?"