Monday, December 07, 2009

5 Good Things About Being An Un(der)employed Slacker After Dropping From 2 Part-time Jobs To 1

  • Only having to put on big boy pants and polished shoes 2 days of the week.
  • Breakfast at 10.30, am or pm
  • Bandwidth maximization! For once that 2am to 12noon "off peak" bonus my isp gives me is getting a workout. When the pennies are tight it's all about value for money, people.
  • Do you even know how much self pleasuring one can do in an 8 hour day? [High five!] Frankly. even I'm shocked.
  • Um, be right back!


jason said...

It's nice how the "off peak bonus", the off "big boy pants" both somehow seem to play into the last good thing, isn't it?

The Other Andrew said...

We're all singing from the same songbook here Jason. :)