The Art Of The Poorly Disguised Metaphor

Honey, if it's purple you might want to get someone to take a look at it.
A professional, that is.


Observe the eyeline, it's a hint.


Sailors. Masts. Seamen. It's complex.


I could be wrong, but I don't think he's smuggling jewellery in those tights.

[All pics via Gay On The Range.]