Working

• Number of coffees drunk: 2
  
• Number of glasses of water drunk: 4
  
• Number of caesar salads eaten: 1
  
• Number of emails read: 5
  
• Number of websites visited: innumerable
  
• Number of times complained of headache: 8?, 10?
  
• Number of times told unsympathetic co-worker that she wasn't a very nice person: 1
  
• Number of chocolate biscuits eaten: 1 (very good one)
  
• Number of bits of work done: handfull

[Cartoon by Dave Walker from We Blog Cartoons]