It's been damaging my calm, quite frankly. Left me feeling like everyone needs to just get out of my face for a wee while. Do not make me add up your figures for you! Desist asking me if I have been to the bank yet, for the third time! Reconsider your choice of calling me 10 minutes before the report deadline to remind me, again! (For I am brimming over with awareness of that fact.)
Despite the illustration, I'm not a man of violence. Not one to put up the dukes, or even sissy slap and run. Oh, but at moments like this... fear the tongue. If everything goes quiet, and a sort of preternatural calm descends, then run.
And don't stop running.
and what is 'farging'?
ReplyDeleteWhen we were kids we weren't allowed to swear, so we used to see how far we could push it by ALMOST swearing... calling each other "farging iceholes!" etc.
ReplyDeletethat's fecking genius!
ReplyDeleteJodie, I didn't know you were Irish?... :)
ReplyDeleteyou go get 'em girl. Fricking christians.
ReplyDeleteIt's like the coliseum in here. Throw me another!
ReplyDeletemotherfunking icehole
ReplyDeleteI love it! ;-)
almost as much as I love Angry of Mayfair...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uXsWCsCZf4
< bangs camera >
only on my fathers side...
ReplyDeleteStephen Fry and Hugh Laurie did a great sketch along these lines many moons ago:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58k7jqrU9fU
Pimhole!
oh dear ... back to work for me tomorrow after three weeks and reading this post has made me just a little nervous for I fear some heel snapping in store for moi also
ReplyDeleteword to self: wear sensible shoes and remember to take a deep breath as I sashay into deskland
wear sensible shoes and remember to take a deep breath as I sashay into deskland
ReplyDeleteWise advice, but then Fredrick's hooker shoes can be deemed 'sensible' in the right circumstances, non?