5 Things About Thursday Morning, January 17th
- I wouldn't describe myself as hung over per se, but I could have done without the last beer (or 2) with the boys last night.
- It's overcast and dreary.
- I'd rather be knitting.
- I think I'm going to go out and buy a cheapo DVD player tonight, I've been holding out to buy a new fangled one with a hard drive but I'm going to be poor for the next month or so... and frankly I'm missing the porn.
- I'm thinking of having a party and putting the details on the MySpace so that 500 middle aged ex-party animals can gatecrash my place and show the youngsters how it's really done.
Want to borrow my DVD player? It's sitting in a box in the middle of my lounge room at the moment, where it's been for a year.
ReplyDeleteYAY. Are you sure? It might get, I don't know, tainted by having films called Hot Cops 3 (or similar) played on it... :)
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking maybe for number 5 to work out as well as it could, you should do number 4 first.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's the other way around.
(I mean, a nominal fee and a bit of taping, and both your porn and money problems would be history.)
bad boys for leading u astray.
ReplyDeletequatrefoil may have beaten me to it; but i'm sure that wont be the last beating caused by dvd thingies and stuff...
Bonus points if u can get some enviro-nazi's to invade on the pretext of "delivering a letter"
A liquored up, knitting, porn party! Hot damn!
ReplyDeleteIs there such a thing as 'knitting porn' because I think you may have stumbled onto a very select market niche of profitability.
ReplyDeleteProvided you can, say, maintain an erection during the time it would take to knit a zig-zag blankie.
Or a bell pull.
I was going to offer mt DVD player, but I see quatrefoil has already offered. I don't need mine now that I have the hard drive recorder. Save up for the hard drive. They are brilliant!
ReplyDeleteYep. Although if Mouse's is really surplus to requirements it might be a better bet, since mine is on loan only for as long as I don't want to watch tv or record anything (it has a vcr in it too). However, that's been a year now, including an election campaign, so I think you're reasonably safe.
ReplyDeleteFunnily enough porn was the reason I bought a dvd player in the first place...
ReplyDeleteIt's funny what getting a really great deal on mail order porn will make you do... ;)
Mouse, YES PLEASE!
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