Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Headline Of The Year

"Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner"

I feel bad for the guy involved but that's some awesome headline, right?
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9 comments:

  1. Ur-spo1:50 pm

    dear me
    i go away for a week/no computer and so eager to get my daily dose of TOA --and I get this???
    hohoho
    what a headline.

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  2. Thombeau2:00 pm

    I keep telling people I AM NOT A DWARF!!!

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  3. The Other Andrew2:13 pm

    ...so what, you're the vacuum?

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  4. worldpeace and a speedboat12:32 am

    hmmm yeahhhsss... that leads to all sorts of suck and blow Single Entendres, doesn't it now? ;-)

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  5. mrpeenee2:26 am

    I see it as Exhibit A under "When Sex Toys Go Bad."

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  6. freakgirl4:36 am

    I always enjoy an article that contains the phrase "horribly awry."

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  7. Michael Guy6:54 am

    I, for one, know how bad that hurt. I'm just saying. Yep.

    :: teen experiment/horribly awry ::

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  8. Mikey (TLE)10:15 am

    GPS sent me the same headline. Dear oh dear. Still, he (the dwarf) seemed to take it well (so to speak). I guess he is a comedian. Speedy, I was instantly reminded (as I'm sure you were) of the infamous "hoovering in the nude" Smith and Jones sketch. Such hilarity.

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  9. worldpeace and a speedboat7:28 pm

    mikey - ahhhyulp, that's what I had in my mind :-)

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