Thursday, February 15, 2007

Welcome To Medical Central!

Between mid morning and now I've half filled my office waste paper bin with used tissues, and developed a husky rasp that sounds like Brenda Vaccaro's waaaaay butcher brother. To some who know me this may suggest a greasy palmed orgy of self-loving but in truth (especially given that I'm at work at The Big Christian Charity) it actually means head cold. Summer head cold to be precise. Maybe this is why I felt so foul yesterday, with the sinus pain and all, but today it has come on like a steam roller. 11am this morning I felt quite normal, now I'm a mucus machine.

I hate summer colds, they feel so inappropriate you know? Who wants to rug up and act feeble with a mug of hot honey and lemon when it's swimwear weather?

Hey, aren't these medical malady posts fun? As you were... sniff.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:27 pm

    Oh yeah these posts are great Andrew!! So medical, thoughtful and descriptive, why you seem to have s**t coming out both ends hmmm?? You make me feel so much better and that's what it is all about isn't it ;)

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  2. Anonymous5:31 pm

    I know what you mean. Isn't it strange how quickly we can be hit by our illnesses?

    I remember once playing the second piano part in the orchestra for a musical (70, Girls, 70, a Kander and Ebb show). I felt right as rain until the lights went down for Act II. I sneezed once and by the end of the Entr'acte my face, music and keyboard were covered in snot. I felt near unconcious and whenever I had to play, the snot just dripped from me. My keyboard was head-to-head with the MD's and he couldn't believe it.

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  3. "nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold"

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  4. Anonymous10:04 am

    *Ding!*

    Toddy in Victor/Victoria (both the wonderful film and ordinary stage adaption).

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  5. Anonymous3:30 pm

    Andrew can you ask Mikey (the lovely ex) if he may be lovely enough to email me? can you give him my email. Only if he has a spare moment, just some general questions.

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  6. Anonymous8:46 pm

    Dont bother Mikey (lovely ex) and he is lovely i did fleetingly meet him, my request for advice. Forget it its over

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  7. Thanks for the comments everyone, sorry to take so long to respond but I stayed in bed or on the couch all of yesterday. Man, I haven't had a cold this foul in YEARS.

    Q, I'm not sure what's going on but I just read both you're comments. I'll email you.

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