"..a love/hate relationship with Christmas.." hmmm. It's sorta like Christmas seduces me, I bring it home only to find that once I've given it a handjob it leaves without staying the night...kinda relationship.
Lurve the signage, though! And that sentiment truly applies to my family.
I have to tell you MG - I looooooved the drunken rant entry. Sorry, I know you were a tad unhappy when you wrote it, but it was one of the best stream of consciousness rants ever.
Michael, sneak in, sneak out huh? Not a creature was stirring?
"..a love/hate relationship with Christmas.." hmmm. It's sorta like Christmas seduces me, I bring it home only to find that once I've given it a handjob it leaves without staying the night...kinda relationship.
ReplyDeleteLurve the signage, though! And that sentiment truly applies to my family.
PS-it's early a.m. here. I am sober now.
Once a year, sneak in, leave gifts, sneak out. He's onto something. That could apply to 90% of my relatives. Hell, 90% of people.
ReplyDeleteI have to tell you MG - I looooooved the drunken rant entry. Sorry, I know you were a tad unhappy when you wrote it, but it was one of the best stream of consciousness rants ever.
ReplyDeleteMichael, sneak in, sneak out huh? Not a creature was stirring?
Since I have a love/hate relationship with people in general, rather than Christmas, this one still sounds about right to me :P
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