Tonight Morgan and I are off to the Opera House to see a Wizard of Oz extravaganza. A celebration of Garland in a gingham frock, with red shoes that kind of clash with that outfit really, but being sparkly and magical and all we are willing to overlook that fact.The Sydney Symphony will play along with a newly transcribed score, including previously lost pieces, while a new remastered print of he film plays behind.
I'm guessing there'll be 6, maybe 7, straight men in he entire place, tops.
There's no place like home, for homos at least.
Now all I need is for Wicked to make it's way Down Under...
Oh that'll be heaps of fun - and the orchestra cool: )
ReplyDeleteTHAT sounds beyond fun! So, in theory--between the two of you: you or Morgan--who would fight over the ruby slippers? M'kay?
ReplyDeletesounds almost too gay
ReplyDeletekeep us posted for any man dressed as Glinda
Have I ever looked like I ever doubted you could be? ;-)
ReplyDeleteHey Munchkin, when you get a chance, be a darl and grab those Ruby Slippers for me will ya babe?
ReplyDeleteI wanna try em out. If you can click those things three times and instantly get to Kansas, then maybe I can click em, like, four times or something and get me instantly to Bumfuck, Idaho. At worse, Idaho can't be too far from Kansas. Can it? Is it safe to hitch? Are there plenty of cute horny single cowboys with a pick-up? (*giggle* 'pick-up' works on so many levels here).
Anyhoo ... Mikey, await with baited breath... ;-)
Of course I claim the ruby slippers - I mean, if anyone needs the height assistance of a heel it's me! However, I would recast them less as a sensible pump and more as a stiletto, or better yet a Fredrick's hooker platform.
ReplyDeleteCan the 'hooker platform' be clear red acrylic with glitter flecks? Now that would rock out with my cock out.
ReplyDeleteAbout your gay? I never thought that. I've always assumed that we haven't even begun to plumb the depths of your gay.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I am Wicked Witch GREEN with envy. Symphonic Oz? Just kill me now.
PS In my head, you look smashing in braided pigtails.
Ah yes, but it's my signature pale blue ankle socks with red shoes that I'm really famous for - rather than the pigtails.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget those fabulous stems of yours....that's right, you skip down that yellow road, bitch.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Given a choice, I would have said "Screw the wizard" and headed off down the red road instead. "Red road?" I hear you ask. Yes, in Munchkinland the roads start as a spiral and there is the yellow one that leads to the Emerald City, and then there's the red one. In my head the red one leads to the gay ghetto, with beverage rest stops and a Korean style bath house along the way.
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