Thursday, July 21, 2005

Cautionary Tale

Somehow I suspect that if I ever:
  • Shaved off the goatee,
  • Decided wearing dresses might be a lifestyle choice worth pursuing, and
  • Started buying wigs at KMart,

I might end up looking like this.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:26 am

    "Papa don't preach, I'm in double deep". Damn bitch, thats some deep sh*t! Shovel, anyone?

    And from the site: "... Unless it's a wig, in which case, it's your own fault you look like the Goth embodiment of a circumcized penis".

    That's soooooo funny ... I laughed so hard my morning diet coke lime fizzed up my nose.

    And Andrew .... you, without the goatee ... in a dress .... and a wig! Spare me that visual please, I think only one of us should be loosing sleep here (unless of course moi is engaged in otherwise fun nocturnal activities).

    Bodhi :-)
    Sydney, Australia

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  2. Um yeah, drag and I don't mix. It's because I'm so hella masculine and all... (so, more diet coke & lime out nose?)

    Those girls at Go Fug Yourself are very wicked, and very funny.

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