Things I have observed about myself this Christmas holiday season:
I love wrapping gifts.
I think it is perfectly reasonable that I have a theme for all my wrapping.
This year's theme, aside from the colour scheme of red and gold, involves small red 'mirror ball' hearts and gold bows.
Mikey and I bought a couple of gifts between us, and I handed over one of them to let him wrap. It made my heart race and my palms itch, because I just know it won't be perfect.
I am a) a Control Freak when it comes to wrapping and b) the gayest gay of all the gays that have ever walked the Earth.
Or maybe I'm just her.
Shouldn't it be "Her"?
ReplyDeleteIndeed you are a very faggoty fag.
Speaking of themes, I had to submit a square to a Quilt of Love for a friend's birthday recently. Other folks wrote a few lines and included a few snapshots while mine had a Japanese motif, complete with artfully rendered symbols, tonsu-esque photo compartments and a fawning original haiku.
Yup, a Faggoty Faggolishus Fag, that's me.
ReplyDeleteI just know that you intended that as a compliment. Right?
You bet your faggoty ass I did.
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